[轉錄][耍笨] 恐怖片
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tomatofish (蕃茄美人魚) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍笨] 恐怖片
時間: Thu Aug 18 01:23:25 2005
前幾天一位心儀已久的學長打電話約我看電影
說真的 我為此整整失眠了好幾天
他總是對我很溫柔 說話輕輕的 動作斯斯文文
見面那一天 我綁起馬尾 略施胭粉 性奮出門........
我們約在捷運門口
看見我緩緩走來 他舉起右手輕輕一聲 "嗨"
我真的由不主笑的開懷了....
是阿
我真是幸福的小女子
學長是一位窮研究生 他總是打工賺取自己生活費 一切都靠自己來
他原本要約我看華納威秀的
搖搖頭
" 我們去看2輪片吧 " 希望不要花他太多錢
排在擁長的人群中
我們討論著等一下要看什麼片
" 妳決定就好 ".....學長輕輕說
" 還是你決定就好 我無所謂 ".......我輕輕推回去
時間就在 "妳決定吧" "還是你決定" 之中巧巧流逝
人群不知往前縮短很多 快要輪到我們了
" 還是妳決定吧 你想看什麼 我都願意陪你看.........
好感人 霎時間我的眼框湧出好多水.....
抬起頭 望著電影看板....
有恐怖片.....有愛情文藝....有科幻....
" 可以看恐怖片嗎....." 我輕輕問
" 當然 "
終於輪到我們了
" 小姐 我要買兩張陰毛...." 我打開錢包準備拿錢
" 什麼 " 售票小姐很驚訝問我
是我說話不清楚嗎...可是有學長在身邊總不能像潑婦罵街那般大聲
我試著提高嗓門
" 小姐 我說我要買2張陰毛 學生票 謝謝 " 這下妳總該聽清楚了吧
我身旁的一些情侶 父母親帶著小孩忍不住笑出聲音....
" 笑沙小 " 當然這句話是我暗自想的
我抬起頭來看電影時刻表
靠邀
是 " 陰宅 "" 陰宅 "" 陰宅 "" 陰宅 "" 陰宅 "" 陰宅 "" 陰宅 ".....
天阿
好想一頭撞死在那邊.....
學長也只是無奈笑一笑....
還有一位超白目小孩一直指著我們
" 哈哈哈哈 是陰毛 哈哈哈哈......(哈你老師拉)
我想這輩子我學長不會再約我看電影了(淚眼)........
在回家的路上....
我試著問學長
" 對不起喔 我看錯了 害你丟臉了......"
" 我說過你想看什麼 我都願意陪你看......... "
當然這句話也是我自己心裡想的....
他只是淡淡的笑
什麼也沒說
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