[轉錄][XD] 機智問答
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作者: kidding566 (開個玩笑嘛) 看板: joke
標題: [XD] 機智問答
時間: Thu Sep 15 22:48:35 2011
Q:請問九天玄女被貶落凡間後,姓什麼? A:柳,因為
「柳家老母不是人,九天玄女下凡塵。
生個兒子去做賊,偷得蟠桃獻母親。」
Q:請問陳百祥和周星馳是甚麼關係? A:表兄弟,因為
「鍾麗緹-周星馳(破壞之王)、鍾麗緹-陳百祥(運財智多星)」
「袁詠儀-周星馳(槍王之王)、袁詠儀-陳百祥(運財智多星)」
「http://ent.sina.com.cn/s/h/2001-09-19/57611.html
吳君如-周星馳、吳君如-陳百祥(最佳損友)」
「張敏-周星馳(賭聖、摩登武聖)、張敏-陳百祥(爛賭英雄、摩登武聖)」
Q:請問柳家老母的英文名字是? A:克莉絲汀
Q:李連杰認為自己演過最爛的戲是? A:倚天屠龍記2魔教教主
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※ 編輯: kidding566 來自: 58.114.234.37 (09/15 22:49)
噓
09/15 22:52,
09/15 22:52
不懂別亂噓
這是其中一個片斷:張敏查陳百祥的勤,怕他好賭。
http://vlog.xuite.net/play/YkxsVzlnLTM0OTExMDEuZmx2
※ 編輯: kidding566 來自: 58.114.234.37 (09/15 22:57)
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