[問卦] 兩岸開戰台灣有必勝法
最近拆除天王星大樓,我發現只要房子出現貓咪,
大家的共識就是暫停,
那如果放大到兩岸開戰,是不是只要把貓咪放在屋頂,
對岸就會停火,等救出貓咪再繼續開火,
更有甚者,只要驚傳屋內還有貓咪,
在不確定是否會傷害貓咪的情況下大家都不敢動,
這樣我們是不是可以擺出一個貓咪空城計,
在此呼籲台灣應該增設養貓部取代國防部,
貓咪應該要得諾貝爾和平獎,
大家說對不對。
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