[問卦] 有沒有單身魔法師好調戲的卦消失
本魔法師假日想去咖啡廳處理事情
還得坐在兩對情侶旁邊看她們你儂我儂
我泥中有你 你泥中有我
看的我真的是一把火在心裡燒
索性轉移陣地去我最愛的麥當當
正當我在思索今天該來點什麼填補我受傷的心靈時
後面一個可愛中略帶性感的聲音在呼喚我
:不好意思,請問可以跟你搭1+1嗎?我只想要吃雞塊但不想喝飲料...
不回頭還好 一回頭驚為天人
簡直就是李佳穎的臉蛋加上三上悠亞的身材
別說飲料了 一頭牛我都幫你吃下去
難道這是上天要給我這魔法師的機會?
鼓起勇氣決定把LINE給他要下去
就這麼剎那間
一個男的過來摟她的腰
問她點好餐了嗎
乾
難道這男的連一杯飲料都喝不了嗎?
有沒有這麼廢啊
啊
原來一切都是浮雲
幸好我還有我的勁辣雞腿堡陪著我
奇怪
心裡怎麼覺得有點酸呢?
這漢堡肯定偷加了檸檬...
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根本有87%像啊
長輩亂點鴛鴦譜的啦、同事找代班替死鬼的啦
親友成天重度關心的啦、覺得你單身應該頗閒的啦
連買個便利商店還要被推第二件6折,我就用不到啊
覺得傻眼貓咪...
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