[問卦] 「歡天喜地敲竹槓」下聯應該接什麼消失

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如題 請問 「歡天喜地敲竹槓」的下聯應該是? 下聯不能用上聯用過的字 下聯最後一字要平聲 平仄二四六分明者佳 有沒有八卦? -- 我都不支持台獨 改成支持中華民國驅逐國民黨 再更改憲法 變成台灣國 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.136.49.83 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1491932514.A.532.html

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張燈結綵肛五樓
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f姊好工整啊
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天地 對燈綵很怪 而且 竹是仄聲

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嘻嘻
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工整個屁
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唉聲嘆氣打手槍(?)
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天狗食日無光明
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※ 編輯: kuzu (223.136.49.83), 04/12/2017 01:46:27

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歡天喜地擂台賽 加薪升官開香檳
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一樓五樓打手機
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左擁右抱尻手槍
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細皮嫩肉徐巧芯
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孤老終生打手槍
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你媽的我又不是文組 四樓嗆屁
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你老娘來親下廚
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對穿腸?! ※ 編輯: kuzu (223.136.49.83), 04/12/2017 01:49:08

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作業自己寫
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真的是工整個屁
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八卦肥宅廢文發
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晝陰夜陽辯鬼神
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裝神弄鬼假好心
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孤男寡女吹懶趴
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歡天喜地敲竹槓 由後向前幹你娘
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死皮賴臉攢盤纏
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普天同慶宰肥羊
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青天白日馬英九
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逸致閒情幹你娘 選我正解
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東摳西舔懶叫癢
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按陰操陽426
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反正最後三個字一定是GNN
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師爺快對死他!!!!
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悲天憫人佛跳牆~~~~我跳~~~~
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再見安打高志綱
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妳的簽名檔就是假台獨真華獨啊,真誠實
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槓上開花加一台
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呼天嗆地洗洗睡。。要去就寢惹
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歡天喜地敲竹槓,愁眉苦臉摺蓮花。 標哥敬輓。
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累月經年捅菊花
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興高采烈吹喇叭
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黯淡前途有未來
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歡天喜地敲竹槓,騷首弄姿騙情郎
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慘霧愁雲落獄牢
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愁雲慘霧關地牢
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採陰補陽捅菊花◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣
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哭爹喊娘陷圄囹 橫批: 活該死好
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神采飛揚八家將
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笑死
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七上八下簽本票
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鬼哭神嚎打手槍
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左顧右盼打手槍
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嗚呼哀哉簽本票
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萬紫千紅機掰郎
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愁眉苦臉吹喇叭
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自己去跟老闆講
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日雜皇民快上工 高級支那狂趴皮
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女上男下喊性侵
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敲鑼打鼓收紅包
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千鈔本票堆滿床
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國民民進喜ㄆㄧㄢㄆㄧㄠˋ
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台男台女真是棒
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洋腸台女吹喇叭
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霽月光風出老千
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飄洋過海吹喇叭
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綠畜覺青殺全家
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敲鑼打鼓吃洋腸
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說古談今耍花槍
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