Re: [爆卦] 美軍炸到俄羅斯軍隊了消失
美軍表示,這次戰斧飛彈轟炸有提前通知俄羅斯政府,讓俄羅斯軍隊提早撤離
當初通知大概是這樣子的
美帝:喂,普亭嗎?我姆斯啦,噢,不是,我美帝國軍啦
普亭:有什麼事?
美帝:敘利亞政府丟毒氣彈實在可惡,我要丟幾枚戰斧飛彈炸炸他們的空軍基地,聽說你
們的人都在那間基地,我就先打來通知你們提早撤離啦
普亭:噢,好吧,你們什麼時候要開炸?
美帝: 五
普亭: 五月?
美帝: 四
普亭: 下禮拜四?
美帝: 三,二,一.......
普亭:幹你媽的!
大概就是這樣吧!
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