[爆卦] 傅崐萁若當台北市長會怎麼樣?消失
後山花蓮王想出征天龍國選台北市長
可以看看現在花蓮無所不在的傅崐萁
來想像一下未來若他當選市長
台北市可能會變怎樣?
首先,為了讓[市民]發財,市府門口要安座財神爺才可以
http://i.imgur.com/WRXFMSZ.jpg
而西門徒步區久未更新,當然也要換上花蓮香榭大道,東大門高貴又大器的三億元人行道舖面
http://i.imgur.com/jnBi6LX.jpg
而行道樹則要換上國王最愛的
中東海藻跟蒲葵
目前花蓮行道樹新種植通常只有這二種選擇
http://i.imgur.com/S6QiNU7.jpg
而國小當然有免費營養午餐可吃,還有免費作業本可拿,當然上頭一定要有讓你誤會是他付錢的人
http://i.imgur.com/fNv7Em7.jpg
而老人家一定有免費乘車卡,當然也要告訴你,這是他付錢的
http://i.imgur.com/MO9bgZJ.jpg
花蓮王想的很周到,連拜拜的金紙都幫市民準備好
http://i.imgur.com/fM7cwtC.jpg
還有清明節的鮮花,蠟燭,供品都有
http://i.imgur.com/j7y71nF.jpg
當然每戶都要有一本農民曆
http://i.imgur.com/vB4eBpx.jpg
農民曆裡面還要告訴你他沒領薪水
http://i.imgur.com/1VEsgZE.jpg
而月曆當然也不能放過
http://i.imgur.com/fp6Orbx.jpg
而市區重要路口,任何的宣傳看版一定有花蓮王
http://i.imgur.com/By5BCzk.jpg
全縣每個車站出口都可以看到花蓮王親切的跟你打招呼
http://i.imgur.com/atbQXIX.jpg
然後地方報紙三不五時就會有全版政績
好的都他做的,做不好都是中央打壓的
http://i.imgur.com/8mMXtHE.jpg
當然,演唱會,煙火一定是要有的
縣長及議員們還有最靠近舞台的沙發vip區可坐
http://i.imgur.com/zbk4I4G.jpg
而最愛拜拜的花蓮王,在花蓮統一了五教祭典,每年也要參拜花蓮五百多間宮廟五次以上
http://i.imgur.com/qx7CJC2.jpg
深受離婚之苦的他最知道要珍愛家庭
一定會有宣導家庭價值重要性的反同大會
http://i.imgur.com/F45VY24.jpg
而喜歡濃濃中國風的花蓮王,過年台北街頭可能會掛滿大紅燈籠
http://i.imgur.com/uARnNp8.jpg
最後,喜歡從高處俯瞰底下的花蓮王
在台北,或許就無法像花蓮一樣
蓋個九五至尊之塔當城堡
從一片農地中峨然聳立俯瞰他的領地
http://i.imgur.com/WEHWl8L.jpg
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