[新聞] 媽媽想看「格雷」 竟問:要不要帶大黃瓜?消失
1.媒體來源:
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2.完整新聞標題:
媽媽想看「格雷」 竟問:要不要帶大黃瓜?
3.完整新聞內文:
電影《格雷的五十道陰影》中有許多令人臉紅心跳的片段,刺激程度令人咋舌,但大多數
保守的父母可能都難以接受。不過,一名網友日前就在《Dcard》發文,表示媽媽和姐姐
說想看《格雷》,沒想到竟還在進場前問「要不要帶大黃瓜進去?」,讓姐姐相當崩潰。
原PO在《Dcard》發文提到,「剛剛我姐崩潰地打給我,她竟然跟我媽一起去看格雷哈哈
哈哈。」原本兩人要看「樂來越愛你」,但媽媽卻說「我比較想看格雷!」,甚至還在進
場前問「要不要帶大黃瓜進去?」,之後更詢問邊吃吉拿棒邊看電影的姐姐「妳不覺得尺
寸太小嗎?」,讓原PO忍不住笑稱「還好不是我跟媽媽去!」
文章一出,立刻逗得網友哈哈大笑,紛紛留言「媽媽表示:當年我跟妳爸來看的時候還帶
了白蘿蔔呢!」、「媽媽好猛喔哈哈哈」、「然後快吃完妳媽又說:這吉拿棒又小又短」
、「大黃瓜也太狂了吧!一般人都是用小黃瓜吧」、「看來妳爸爸很厲害」。
4.完整新聞連結 (或短網址):
http://tinyurl.com/hy522p3
5.備註:
推文沒低能卡我
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José Fernandez (1992-2016) NL RoY(2013) ASG(2013,2016) CYA-3(2013)
Team Age G ERA W L IP H R ER HR BB SO ERA+ WHIP H/9 BB/9 SO/9
MIA 20 28 2.19 12 6 172.2 111 47 42 10 58 187 176 0.98 5.8 3.0 9.7
MIA 21 8 2.44 4 2 51.2 36 19 14 4 13 70 153 0.95 6.3 2.3 12.2
MIA 22 11 2.92 6 1 64.2 61 21 21 4 14 79 131 1.16 8.5 1.9 11.0
MIA 23 29 2.86 16 8 182.1 149 63 58 13 55 253 137 1.12 7.4 2.7 12.5
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超低能 設定我就不敢發了 我抖M
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奇怪的是低能卡裡面都沒人噓!?
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喔喔我是說連反方都沒有餒 奇怪惹
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