Re: [問卦] 如何用一句話讓8+9收起敵意?消失
※ 引述《a026537 (aEYEa)》之銘言:
: 肥宅走在路上 或是 騎車
: 難免會遇到8+9甚至發生摩擦
: 而衝突總是幾秒內發生
: 這時如何用短短的一句話
: 讓對方8+9知道是自己人
附個錄音檔 教各位揣摩語氣
http://mu6.me/134419
幾年前小弟在高雄的路上
停紅綠燈時不小心壓到喇叭
前面剛好是騎大改cuxi
掛金鍊刺半甲嚼檳榔的全套8+9
8+9馬上回頭 正準備要開戰
小弟我急中生智
面帶笑容的對他說:幹拎娘阿xx 挖阿昌啦
8+9立馬陷入沉思
這時我適時補上一句
“ 幹 阿我國中的時候讀3班 ”
8+9想了想 似乎有這回事
笑著跟我打聲招呼
“ 幹 金價揪顧阿捏 揪顧某看到”
然後綠燈了 我們笑著揮手告別
充滿著友誼 充滿著一種互相的理解
又度過了和平的一天
謝謝大家
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[1m推 ranhay: 笑死 11/17 17:08
阿昌是化名啦..
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不要這樣好嗎..
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承蒙各位不嫌棄 謝謝
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平常廢文發多了 回饋一下大家一些經驗
下次再來分享其他故事XDDDD
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不要再懷孕了.. 我不是這麼隨便的男人阿
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