[問卦] 國小大便在褲子上真的會很丟臉嗎?消失
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有一次國小升旗的時候,一直在憋屎,不敢講因為怕被罵+害羞
不過最後真的忍不住了跑去跟老師講,結果馬上說好...白緊張了
那時肚子的感覺是滿滿的水便,狂衝到最近的廁所,連衛生紙都沒拿
在把門關上脫下褲子的時候屎也跟著掉下來了...
看到內褲上一堆屎水想說把內褲脫掉就好,拿回教室用塑膠袋包起來放在書包
本以為一切平安無事了,結果同學都回到班上,大家都喊有一股屎味
我也跟著喊"是不是有人踩到大便啊?哈哈",直到老師發考卷的時候...
"肥嘟嘟撞破門,來拿考卷!",我走到一半的時候突然聽到坐我旁邊的女生大聲地講
老師! 肥嘟嘟撞破門的屁股黑黑的!!!!(大概這個顏色)
我當下腦袋瞬間空白,看了一下屁股真的是黑的...
"是不是你大便在褲子上? 撞破門"
"是..."(全班注目下)
後來我回神的時候我已經回到奶奶家在洗澡了(中間那段記憶全無
"撞破門,哩那ㄟ爪嘎貴ㄟ拉~(你怎麼噴的到處都是啦~)"
這是我當天最後記得的一句話....
隔天到班上自的綽號自然叫做叫做大便王....
有沒有國小不小心拉出屎來真的很丟臉的嗎八卦QQ
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