各位八卦型男正妹大家晚安。
小魯我有一個怪怪的女朋友,
安靜的時候感覺文靜乖巧,
平常多話的時候講話超屁,
每次她在切換模式的時候我都好不習慣。
她常常講一些超廢的話,
像是她要放牙齒在枕頭底下等牙牙仙子來,
還有如果她是男的,我會不會給她肛,
或是如果有人給我五千萬,
我願不願意幫我弟素懶覺這種超廢的問題。
有時候真的會被這些問題弄到覺得很北爛,
但女友又可愛到讓我無法自拔。
有沒有女友有雙重人格該怎麼辦的八卦?
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