[問卦] 飛機上太無聊要幹嘛消失

看板Gossiping作者時間7年前 (2016/08/13 02:51), 編輯推噓26(29推 3噓 27→)
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各位30cm 打給後 胎嘎後 小魯開始要上飛機了 航程有點長 除了睡覺跟看電影還有什麼辦法 把時間過完 求各位大大提供想法 拜託QQ ----- Sent from JPTT on my iPhone -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 138.110.168.207 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1471027860.A.F2C.html
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尻
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噓
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幹空姐 肛空少
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把空少帶進廁所
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請空姐幫你尻
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約旁邊的人尻尻啊！
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看空姐尻
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飛機上打飛......
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找空姐搭訕
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尻幾槍打發時間
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帶空姐去廁所
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帶飛機杯
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跟機長瘋狂做愛
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幹死空姐
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說你睪丸藏炸彈
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噓
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瘋狂自肛
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跟空姐說要香檳 而且要她用嘴巴開
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去每個乘客耳邊輕輕ㄉ說 阿~拉~花~瓜~~~
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大喊有炸彈！
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撒花丟寶貝球啊
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尻睡覺 看個空姐屁股
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放蛇
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噓
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給你面子才叫你進廁所!!!
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站起來 大聲跟捷克打招呼 hi jack
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去外面抽菸啊
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抓旁邊人的手打手槍
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阿拉花瓜
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不能尻吧 會上新聞QQ
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跟空姐說你有痔瘡~請她幫你放血
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叫你去廁所尻喇 是很想尻給空少看膩
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喝酒喝到睡阿
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能抓天空系的寶貝
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尻到睡就會直接睡到下飛機嘍
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大聲說gg快爆炸了，快吹熄它
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你可以偷偷去坐正妹男朋友上廁所空下來的位子
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偷摸空姊屁屁
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幹空姐
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認真問，到底飛機上能不能開自己的綁約網路?
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說真的 帶筆電裡面放動畫
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自尻然後射在空姐的穴穴裡
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推阿拉花瓜，有笑
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綁約網路開了 是搜尋得到訊號膩
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postit，你覺得最近的4G基地台在哪？
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我是說還沒起飛前啦，那也要等一段時間
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大喊真主至大
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起飛前叫你開飛航就開飛航啊，少上那一下網會死喔？
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網路可以開啊，沒被唸之前都可以爽用，現在通訊技術那麼先
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進，不太可能干擾到塔台通話了
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飛機退開上跑道前會提醒你關，那時再關就好
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請開飛航模式
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飛航但好像只是不要通話，網路還是可以的
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幫qq
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有線網路
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哈哈哈哈
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尻
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啊哇呾喀呾啦
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肛機長
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站在走道上看著睡覺的人跳海帶舞
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跟空姐說: 你看看我的怪物都這麼大了呢，嘻嘻
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