[問卦] 小學生吵架的必殺句有哪些?消失
小魯以前小三的時候曾認為
"句點"就是吵架最強必殺技
後來看到同學在吵
才發現自己好傻好天真
A:你最胖!
B:你最最胖!
A:你宇宙無敵胖!
B:你比宇宙無敵胖還胖!
A:你比宇宙無敵胖還胖還胖!句點!(得意,以為結束了)
B:句點擦掉,你更胖!句點,用原子筆寫的!(漂亮的反擊!)
A:立可白擦掉句點,你最胖!
B:哈哈哈你沒句點,我還可以說ㄕㄨㄛ.....
A:老師來了!
除了老師來了,還有甚麼必殺句?
有沒有卦?
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