[問卦] 手機放在懶啪上面很久會怎樣消失

看板Gossiping作者時間8年前 (2016/02/11 22:42), 編輯推噓6(10推 4噓 14→)
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剛跟朋友坐客運從台北坐回台南 由於他手機還是3g 就叫我分享4g給他用 然後我手機就開著分享 我手拿著 放在懶啪上面 (應該可以想像) 接著就睡著了 醒來發現已經快到了 我手機竟然開著分享放在懶啪上面4小時 雖然有隔著褲子 還是怕怕的 到底會不會怎麼樣 現在除了尿很急 沒其他感覺 ----- Sent from JPTT on my InFocus M530. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 27.247.91.193 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1455201722.A.BB8.html
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會變烤懶覺
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洨味
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推
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會變短
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觸電反應 o'_'o
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噓
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懶啪震
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殺精啊
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噓
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射惹
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推
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懶趴震手機
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推
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要切掉
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死雞
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燒覽趴
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精子會被震碎
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推
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不會怎樣 你應該要先擔心你朋友偷偷在你睡著時親你額頭
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懶覺好吃^Q^
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會覽趴隻隻隻隻隻 之之
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推
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會有穿隧效應發生
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精蟲已微波死
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噓
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奈米
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推
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變雞地台了 記得開分享給朋友
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推
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不知道懶趴震還好嗎
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懶趴癌
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會有懶啪感應,以後不需要來電鈴聲提醒了
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你用郭董機就會變成郭董的樣子
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會震
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烤小鳥
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噓
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會變雞掰
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推
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啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
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啪啪啪啪啪啪啪
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