[爆卦] 在屏東做了一個夢
小妹前幾天吃飯的時候正好看到電視在播
屏東某候選人把咖啡+墨汁從頭上往下倒的新聞
正吃下的那口飯差點沒噴出來
吃完飯後我就作了一個夢
據說墨汁淋完之後在地方反應很好
藍藍們心中不捨 同情票迅速回籠
有鑑於潑墨反應不錯 要繼續招回屏東藍營選民的同情
墨汁候選人決定加碼
要在選前之夜全家下跪 + 剃頭
因為趴在地上親吻大地已經被用過了
最後一場搏命演出啦!!!
反正頭剃了會再長出來 大不了去買一頂假髮來戴
剃個頭可以爽四年 怎麼算攏欸合
夢到這裡我就醒了
是不是真的大家就等著看吧
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