Re: [問卦] 遇到鱷魚真的要塞木棍到他嘴巴嗎?消失
※ 引述《skyline99 ()》之銘言:
: 這世界上有兩條救命法則非常重要
: 1.遇到熊要裝死
: 2.遇到鱷魚要塞木棍到他嘴巴
: 常聽到有人說 或是漫畫說
: 有條救命法則
: 遇到鱷魚 千萬千萬要塞木棍到他嘴巴
: 這樣他嘴巴就合不起來 就咬不到你了
: 這個救命法則真的有效嗎?
1、遇到熊跑下坡
熊不擅長下坡
2、遇到鱷魚請往前狂奔
爬樹、之字形跑法都沒用
鱷魚跑很快,但只能跟他賭誰持久
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鱷魚沒什麼動桃
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鱷魚善攀爬跟彈跳
腿短歸短
奮力一跳兩三公尺不是問題
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