Re: [新聞] 被叫神豬10年 連勝文:很受傷、默默
如果那兩個字沒有褶皺
我不會發現 我難瘦
怎麼說出口 我肚子又餓囉
如果選民對我沒有要求
拜拜票就像作秀
成千上萬個門口
沒有一個能擠進裡頭
暴吃既然不能變瘦 何不在拜票的時候
一邊健走 一邊汗流
十年之前 我不認識你
你已見過我 每天還是一樣
嘴巴咬著橘子不敢鬆口
趴在漸漸垮掉的神桌
十年之後 中共是朋友
老爸親自問候 只是那些豬頭
竟找不到不投我的理由
好人最後難免淪為689
直到和豬做了多年朋友 才明白我的眼淚
不只為胖而流 也為人格而流
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同場加映
如果我玷汙神曲請見諒
我難瘦
詞:小平 曲:周傳雄
那十年默默無言 只能埋頭吃飯 憨厚的笑容伴著滿頭大汗
你不爽捐款所以拼命打小乖 說是媽媽又害你上壹周刊
你堅決 不希望我偷看 我便默默的埋頭苦幹
如今我 胖成豬耍憨 叫我如何配得上衣衫
我難瘦的是 貴紅酒 大牛排 螃蟹的殼被打碎 全部吃開
我以為 是搖(ㄏㄧㄠˊ)擺 人家卻說很不光彩
我難瘦的是 跑拜票 紅白攤 盡全力執行我的 減肥菜單
卻忘了告訴你 吃掉的只是早餐
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