[心得] 張雅琴324語錄
在八卦版通知要轉來這邊才可以~~~
從今天各位推文中整理出來,有些如果沒寫到,或是錯誤,煩請指教補充
謝謝。
※第1段精華詞句
●小孩子不乖你打他沒有關係,屁股打、手打、全身都打,黑青都沒關係。
●襪ㄍㄚˇ力共(台語:我跟你說),只有一個地方不能打,那個地方是哪裡,就是頭啊!
●你不能打頭你不知道嗎?你把人家打成頭都這樣流下來...
●馬英九總統請你有智慧一點,雖然我們一致公認你不太有智慧。
●我們仗還沒打完 同志仍須努力。
●狗咬你一口 你不要咬狗一口。
●中華民國的行政院被棉被給搶走了。
●像我爸爸一樣打我。
●換了位置換了腦袋
●我X。
●你今天沒有結婚 那你昨天有沒有結婚???
●是要像小朋友嘟嘴 還是毛澤東XXX
※第2段精華詞句
●怎麼那麼阿達
●你嘛幫幫忙 吃你太陽餅幹嘛
●吃你太陽餅幹嘛 如果是松露maybe
●那種兵荒馬亂又心情激動的人潮中 最好有人會那麼鎮定吃餅
●霏~是 霏比馬總統還大啊 我實在沒有版面用他三連拍啊
●馬總統本來要回,霏就這樣子 「亨」~~(旁邊的馬冏板子倒了,雅琴姐笑了)
●就是讓你覺得很奇怪,好像有美青姐第二的味道
●我家棉被都沒這麼可愛
●從小沒講嗎 頭不能打的
●不能打頭好嗎?
●利馬幫幫忙
※第三段
●大家冷靜唷,我們明天見~
我之前都看這邊的,所以等一下應該就有今天的...
https://www.youtube.com/user/555victory555/videos
這邊有官方的簡短版本
https://www.youtube.com/user/eranewsupload/videos
前面兩段影片 (推文提供 感恩)
http://ppt.cc/p1SJ
http://ppt.cc/E37P
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