[轉錄]一句不該說的話
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作者: coollla (真的像木村) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 一句不該說的話
時間: Wed Apr 11 19:14:46 2007
今天,我只是很無聊的經過一個同事的座位
看了一個女同事(25歲),假裝很忙得在打電腦工作
她抬了頭看看我:『你新剪的髮型好好笑,跟XX部門的OOO好像..你們好像兄弟』
我只是淡淡的回了她一句:『理髮店的小妹幫我剪完之後說我很像一個明星~』
女同事:長的像誰?
我:吳尊
結果,周圍的女性全站起來了(年紀從22~28不等)數十個圍著我~
女A:你長的像吳尊?你說的出口?
女B:XXOO@#.......你知不知道恥辱?
女C:吳尊知道會哭
女D:你知道吳尊多帥嗎?他本人~@$@@!(多帥、多帥)~哇他超帥(忽然尖叫)
女E:你知道我對外貿不太在意的,但我第一次看到吳尊~哇(驚聲尖叫)我愛他
女F:呸~你是豬哥亮吧~
女 G、H、I、J、K、L、M.............有的罵髒話,有的稱讚吳尊多好多好~超帥
有的人還叫我下地獄吧~
===============半小時之內~我被吳尊的影迷包圍了,順便被吐口水
31歲的我根本不太知道吳尊是誰!?
我第一次看到他是看到他拿到一個獎項(擊敗金城武,亞洲女生最愛戀的男星)
我只覺得他長的好像小白臉= =(是帥拉,但帥贏金城武!?)
他代表作是什麼?(反正我也很少看電視,也搞不懂)
經半小時的轟炸才知道他好像是『飛輪海』出來的~
= =飛輪海,不是才出道不久嗎?他帥在哪裡?
在我看來,他們一樣帥呀!!!都長一個樣子
我只是想裝年輕,說了一個我只在電視上看過一次的人『吳尊』(名字很好記)
沒想到引來這樣的砲火(22~28都瘋狂)
======================最後我還是嚥不下氣的說了一句:
我比他帥多了,還好我沒有進演藝圈======================
結果遭搞一陣毒打、咒罵................................
下班回家,看著便利商店『一週刊』的封面(吳尊露奶肌肉照)
我還是百思不解,帥在哪裡!?只覺得~哇~原來他這麼壯
很壯的小白臉...............(不過還好已經離開那群女人了)
END~
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我是吳尊^^:笨版朋友,大家好嗎!?明天是晴天唷~
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