[轉錄][耍笨]緊急聯絡人
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作者: azurewind (あまなつ) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [耍笨]緊急聯絡人
時間: Sun Nov 12 04:52:00 2006
這件事發生在去年報名研究所考試的時候
去年的研究所報名方式很多都是網路填寫基本資料,
然後繳費(ATM轉帳)就算完成報名手續。
某天我剛報完名某家國立大學後,電腦就停在報名資料頁面,
人去洗澡,洗到一半突然聽見房間裡面傳來莫名奇妙的笑聲。
出去之後看到大群朋友看著我的電腦螢幕大笑,
”有什麼不對嗎?”我問。
”你的緊急聯絡人你寫你爸和你媽媽啊?”同學A說。
”是阿,不行喔?”我答。
大家持續暴笑,而我隔了很久才會意過來。
*********報名表上的寫法********
緊急聯絡人 關係 電話 手機 住址
爸爸 父親 09XX...(下略)
媽媽 母親 09OO...(下略)
哥哥 兄 09ZZ...(下略)
*******最囧的是我已經報了六家*******
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