[轉錄]Re: 面試不要開玩笑

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007 ~~前文恕刪~~ 我朋友真的在面試鬧過..... 我忘記他去哪個大學面試了~~就推甄的第二階段面試 面試官除了問些一定會問到的"為什麼會想來唸這個"..之類的之外 因為它是有點藝能的科系,所以面試官有叫面試生做才藝表演 我朋友沒料到這個,發現別人拉小提琴啦幹麻的都好屌 他就囧在那邊一下下(什麼都沒準備) 然後他腦袋我不知道怎麼回事,突然出現一個Idea 當面試官要他才藝表演的時候: 面試官:請你表演一項才藝,~~恩~你的表演是什麼呢? 我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分鐘內模仿74個人 面試官此時眼睛放出光芒(一秒要幾個阿...) 面試官:喔?那就請你開始吧 我朋友:好的~~~開始計時! 我朋友:第1個模仿國父孫中山 他做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為國父已經往生,往生的人當然是躺在棺材裡 面試官:那下一個? 我朋友:接下來是蔣中正 然後又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 我朋友:因為蔣中正也已經往生,當然也是躺在棺材裡 面試官此時臉上已經有幾條線了 我朋友此時問面試官:還有幾秒? 面試官:恩~~還有30秒 我朋友:喔~~只剩這樣阿~那我就在剩下30秒內把剩下72人模仿完 於是,他.........他又做出了一個躺著的姿勢 然後說: 這是黃花崗七十二烈士 面試官聽說笑了蠻久........ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.138.39.67
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...那他上了嗎？
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靠么 我也笑了拉
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那他上了嗎？
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XD
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這笑點真～～～來～～～～勁～～～～阿～～
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※ robertelvis:轉錄至看板 joke 04/22 02:04
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這個好!
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上了上了....有創意
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有上嗎？超有創意耶！
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轉錄至看板 StupidClown
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上了上了！
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超有創意的,不上真的說不過去XDDDDDDDDD
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XDXD 後勁好強 笑死了
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還有 6 段內文
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我狂笑XDDD
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幹的好丫
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太好笑了啦~這個穩上的啦!
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※ imaydayashin:轉錄至看板 NUU_IM 04/22 04:30
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還不賴 哈哈哈
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電視上表演過了....不過敢再面試時表演 有種!!!
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在工作中笑到嚇到同事 XD
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這真是有創意!
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我當兵好久沒發自內心的笑了XDDDD
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