[轉錄][轉錄][懶人包] 今天才發生的事
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作者: Gundam5566 (肛蛋56) 看板: Test
標題: [轉錄][懶人包] 今天才發生的事
時間: Fri Mar 27 23:35:34 2009
※ [本文轉錄自 sex 看板]
作者: sarsfield (莎士原野) 看板: sex
標題: [懶人包] 今天才發生的事
時間: Fri Mar 27 22:44:46 2009
1. 男U和M女黑特認識,聊一星期,互有好感,約3/26男U家過夜。
2. 男U藉故因鄰居過世,改旅館見面,M女覺得不妥,選在麥當勞等。
3. 後因男U「銀行辦戶頭轉移、區經理來了、忘了帶錢包...etc」,
讓M女前後等了六個小時(鄉民根據時間點查出,男U在這段時間上PTT狂洗文)。
4. 凌晨兩點,男U還是沒弄到錢,向據稱身上僅$1000餘元的M女借$1000,
M女不願再等,同意借錢去Motel開房間,過程:
聊天->看電視->用指甲摳->進入20下->中出->肚子餓->烙跑。
5. 男U烙跑後,鄉民根據時間點查出,在這段時間他還是上PTT狂洗文,
M女聯絡不上男U,向旅館借錢回家上網爆料。
6. 男U見大事不妙,一面PO文解釋,一面整形成男G,還是被高深的鄉民打出原形。
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