Re: updated architectural feature chart

On Fri, 11 Jun 2004, Paul Robinson wrote:

> On Fri, Jun 11, 2004 at 12:42:00AM -0400, Daniel Eischen wrote:
> 
> > > I got a 24U rack from a salvage shop for $10.  Bought three
> > > shelves for the non-RM machines for $80 or so.  Works great.  :)
> > 
> > Now that's what I'd love.  We got dozen's of 19" racks at work,
> > but they're not a pen or pencil.  You try and take one home,
> > someone will notice :(
> 
> Oh, come now, that's not the enterprising spirit we want here. That sounds
> like defeatism! Have you *tried* stealing one of the racks? I bet if you
> went up to your manager and said "I'm going to steal one of the racks after
> work tonight" he wouldn't believe you. If he does, convince him he should
> have one too, and get him to help you take two racks out of the building
> that night.
> 
> If somebody should notice, make up a story about some shifty-looking bikers 
> hanging around near the back door the previous day. If you get caught, tell 
> them it was all your boss' idea, and you were told if you didn't help him 
> steal a rack, he was going to have you fired. And that he's been sexually 
> harrassing you.

It's like a prison where I work (defense contractor).  There are
guards, guns, & security gates, oh my.  The sexual harrassment
claim has the best chance of working, though ;-)

> End result - shiny rack in your home.

Or a guard's night stick shoved up my bum.

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