Re: Programmer joke...

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On=20Wed,=2017=20Mar=202004=2012:49:53=20-0600,=20Kevin=20D.=20Kinsey,=20D=
aleCo,=20S.P.
wrote:

>Anyone=20got=20a=20good=20programmer=20joke?

oldie=20but=20goodie.....

=20=20=20=20=20Programmer's=20Guide=20to=20Shooting=20Yourself=20in=20the=20=
Foot.

Assembler:=20You=20shoot=20yourself=20in=20the=20foot.

Ada:=20The=20Department=20of=20Defense=20shoots=20you=20in=20the=20foot=20=
after=20offering
you=20a=20blindfold=20and=20last=20cigarette.

APL:=20GN=20=ED=20FT=20^=20BLT

BASIC=20(Interpreted):=20You=20shoot=20yourslf=20in=20the=20foot=20with=20=
a=20water=20pistol
until=20your=20leg=20is=20waterlogged=20and=20rots=20off.

BASIC=20(Compiled):=20You=20shoot=20yourself=20in=20the=20foot=20with=20a=20=
BB=20using=20a=20SCUD
missile=20launcher.

C++:=20You=20create=20a=20dozen=20instances=20of=20yourself=20and=20shoot=20=
them=20all=20in=20the
foot.=20Not=20knowing=20which=20feet=20are=20virtual,=20medical=20care=20i=
s=20impossible.

COBOL:=20USE=20HANDGUN.COLT(45),=20AIM=20AT=20LEG.FOOT,=20THEN=20WITH=20AR=
M.HAND.FINGER
ON=20HANDGUN.COLT(TRIGGER)=20PERFORM=20SQUEEZE.=20RETURN=20HANDGUN.COLT=20=
TO
HIP.HOLSTER

csh:=20After=20searching=20the=20manual=20until=20your=20foot=20falls=20as=
leep,=20you=20shoot
the=20computer=20and=20switch=20to=20C.

dBase:=20You=20buy=20a=20gun.=20Bullets=20are=20only=20available=20from=20=
another=20company
and=20are=20promised=20to=20work,=20so=20you=20buy=20them.=20Then=20you=20=
find=20out=20that=20the
next=20version=20of=20the=20gun=20is=20the=20one=20that=20is=20scheduled=20=
to=20actually=20shoot
bullets.

Fortran:=20You=20shoot=20yourself=20in=20each=20toe,=20iteratively,=20unti=
l=20you=20run=20out
of=20toes.=20You=20shoot=20the=20sixth=20bullet=20anyway=20since=20no=20ex=
ception
processing
was=20anticipated.

Modula-2:=20You=20perform=20a=20shooting=20on=20what=20might=20be=20curren=
tly=20a=20foot=20with
what=20might=20be=20currently=20a=20bullet=20shot=20by=20what=20might=20cu=
rrently=20be=20a=20gun.

Pascal:=20Same=20as=20Modula-2=20except=20the=20bullet=20is=20not=20the=20=
right=20type=20for
the
gun=20and=20your=20hand=20is=20blown=20off.

PL/1:=20After=20consuming=20all=20system=20resources=20including=20bullets=
,=20the=20data
processing=20department=20doubles=20its=20size,=20acquires=202=20new=20mai=
nframes=20and
drops=20the=20original=20on=20your=20foot.

Smalltalk,=20Actor,=20Et=20al.:=20After=20playing=20with=20the=20graphics=20=
for=203=20weeks
the=20programming=20manager=20shoots=20you=20in=20the=20head.

Snobol:=20Grab=20your=20foot=20with=20your=20hand=20and=20rewrite=20your=20=
hand=20to=20be=20a
bullet.
Ronny=20Hippler=20||=20Spartanburg=20SC
http://www.vr5.dyndns.org:8008/=20||=20ftp://ftp.vr5.dyndns.org:2112/
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