Fw: [趣事] 我還沒結婚一直在等妳

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1EsWNGJT ] 作者: chouo (030/) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] 我還沒結婚一直在等妳 時間: Sat Dec 3 19:19:40 2011 十年之前，我們彼此之間並不認識 十年之後，我們不經意間再次相遇 她低聲問我： 『 這些年過的好嗎?她對你好吧? 』 我傷感的說： 『我還沒結婚，一直在等妳。』 她眼眶泛了些紅，答到： 『你晚上七點來賓館找我吧。』 七夕夜，月如鉤，我手捧鮮花，提前半小時來到賓館 她迎我進去，並招呼我坐下，幽幽地問道： 『 你聽過安麗嗎? 』 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.161.199.9
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你聽過如新嗎?
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謀齁糗
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男:真衰 這是今天遇到的第二個同行了...
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XD
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男:原來是同業的
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男:我可以沒有妳，但妳絕對不能沒有健康，你聽過森青嗎?
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樓上XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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幽幽地問...所以後面應該是要接她散盡家產最後走上絕路?
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男:我可以沒有妳，但妳絕對不能沒有健康，你聽過森青嗎?
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這是...新崛起的直銷?
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XD
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靠杯XD
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XDDDDDD這個好笑
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本日最經典
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安麗老牌了....
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好笑淚推
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好好笑 樓上也是在賓館被打槍嗎
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XD
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聽到森清我才聽懂
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安麗的體制算比較健康的了....不過很好笑XD
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我跟安麗分手了
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XD 害我飲料噴出來...
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聽不懂
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經典XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDD或是心靈成長課程
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哈哈
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XD
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還有 41 則推文
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不錯
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XD 新梗誕生
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跟保險有異曲同工之妙XD
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看不董耶QQ有人可以解釋梗嗎
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懂了之後超好笑的
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超讚
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今天才被阿兵哥學長騙去
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超有梗XD
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超機掰= =
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不得不推了!!!!!
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還滿好笑的XD
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晴天霹靂、晴天霹靂阿XDDDDDDDDDDD
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靠北啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
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哈，爆笑
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怎麼覺得有點悲哀= =連獲得遠見首獎的安麗
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也被講成這樣 也罷 畢竟金字塔還是底層是
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佔人口的大多數...
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還好啦,改成保險也是一樣的效果
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有笑有推..!
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