[閒聊] 幽默翻譯帖 娶涅法雷姆回家的結果
大家好,
我是猥瑣,
今天打累了看到這篇頗幽默,
跟大家分享一下~
原文:http://bbs.d.163.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=173235508
標題:[討論] 娶涅法雷姆回家當老婆的結果
女野蠻人:我的野蠻女友完全不持家,要馬家裡旋風四起烏煙瘴氣,要馬說他兩句就河東
獅吼...
女聖教軍:就像嫁給了肯德基,吃不完的燉雞、燒雞、雞腿套餐。還不能吃膩,膩了開始
講起家中律法...
女武僧:還俗的女武僧是雙重人格,溫柔時奶量特別夠,脾氣暴躁時稍有不合便拳腳相向
,不過挺適合帶小孩的...
女狩魔獵人:萬萬沒想到她是理組背景,除了常在家鑽研器械,還不時在你頭上擺上哀鳳
(Apple)盲射...
女巫醫:家裡太小,寵物太多住不下,出門遛寵物時還時不時被投訴噪音跟隨地大小便,
苦不堪言...
女秘術:嗯,一切都可以容忍,只因為在床上的時間變長了~
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