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作者: present (情場殺手) 看板: StupidClown
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時間: Wed Jun 14 00:54:22 2006
今天κ小姐(我的██)突然跟我說:我們來玩個遊戲好不好?
我:什麼遊戲?
κ:我們等一下不能說「二」和「兩」。
我:喔。
κ:你有幾隻眼睛?
我:一隻左眼、一隻右眼。
κ:你有幾隻腳?
我:一隻左腳、一隻右腳。
κ:你穿幾隻鞋?
我:還是一隻左腳、一隻右腳啊。
κ:1和3中間那個數字是什麼?
我:妳為什麼會想玩這個遊戲?
κ:因為我那天在小小福前面聽相聲表演,他們用這個玩了一個橋段。
我:那有幾個人在講相聲?
κ:兩個啊~~~
輕鬆取得第一勝
κ:不管,我還要玩。
我:喔。
κ:數學上把5分成一半要怎麼表示?
我:x+x=5。
κ:不是啦,直接算的。
我:5╳0.5啊。
κ:不能用乘啦。
我:喔,很麻煩耶。
κ:你說啊。
我:說什麼,妳再把題目說一次。
κ:就是把5分成兩半……
嗯,這是第二勝。
κ:啊,再來再來。
我:還要玩喔?要玩幾次才可以結束?
κ:玩到我贏為止。
我:我已經贏很多次了耶。
κ:哪有,才兩次而已。
三連勝。
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