[閒聊] 這趟去大陸的最大感想(二)
看板CrossStrait作者GordonBrown (  ̄ 灬 ̄) ←超級金布朗)時間11年前 (2013/03/20 10:30)推噓18(20推 2噓 30→)留言52則, 15人參與討論串1/3 (看更多)
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這次去驗廠,事先也沒想到會這麼順利
抵達內地後
就開始我們7天6夜的帝皇之旅
這當中的奢華享受就不用多提了
大陸廠商為了打好關係,真是無所不用其極(羞)
不過我要提出一點
就是中國大陸必須立即強制實行宴席“公筷”制度
違者須立即拖出槍斃 並用鋼條爆其肛門+鞭屍三百
實在太噁心了
不管吃什麼都“啪”的一下
把筷子插進美味的菜餚
挾了一塊放入嘴裡後,又“啪”進別道菜餚
害令杯我都只能撿沒人吃過的角落
還好每次宴席都10幾20道菜餚,總有別人沒碰過的地方
不過大陸人手腳就是快
第一天的歡迎儀式還沒結束,手錶就買好戴在官員手上了 >///<
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