[閒聊] 蘭陵王-袓太卜吐槽篇(雷)
本來想太賤二人組一起寫
發現太卜寫完就快8點了XDDDDDD
只好先貼上來,鄭兒篇看完LIVE再補
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太卜這個角色
套句F版友的話「蠢到都不捨得罵他了」XDDD
就是「像豬一樣的隊友」般的存在阿!!!
有多蠢呢
最經典的莫過於…
做壞事,人家都還沒問你你就不打自招阿(笑噴)
連三歲小朋友說謊的技巧都比你高了
http://i.imgur.com/kFsKXGL.jpg
自招就算了,人家挖坑給你,你還傻傻跳進去
http://i.imgur.com/rJAStUl.jpg
可憐的太卜阿~你究竟怎麼爬上去太卜的位置
(大概北七國從政的智商高的不多吧…)
(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
最低等的反派角色就是,當被揭穿的時候,被拖下去還要大喊
「XX救我」順便把高位的人拉下水
http://imgur.com/IfKBAyb
你沒看到皇后都冒出了冷汗,心裡os三字經無限了嗎!
當下多想裝做不認識,或是直接衝下去一刀桶死他!!
(一刀桶死 後面就不會有這麼多白目情結,小馬兒也不會死了T-T)
http://i.imgur.com/WXZxo6T.jpg
所以太子應該要怪罪的人是你阿阿阿!!!
是你把他媽媽拖下水,所以才會被打入冷宮的!!!(死都要牽拖)
不過太卜就跟鄭兒一樣是打不死的蟑螂,被宮刑、吃豬食,還是不能讓他死,
還可以趁機上演一齣「太卜忍辱負重復仇記」,真是想為他掬一把同情淚
(請不要隨便浪費你的眼淚好嗎?)
http://imgur.com/GPyKqdm
(有強迫症的我好想叫他額頭痘痘快擠掉阿=口=)
BTW 為啥咪北七國的壞人總是打算做壞事時,都要奸笑呢?這樣擺明告訴人家
「我是壞人,我要做壞事了!請注意我的一舉一動」 \ˊ-ˋ/ 搞不懂阿
他也有ENDING POSE的時候!XD
http://imgur.com/4WRzkls
好不容易出外景了,結果台詞還被雜魚搶走
http://imgur.com/tDwwALr
(太卜看起來非常的扼腕…)
一直想要插入話題,可是找不到切入點的可憐老人
http://imgur.com/v69ODfs
好不容易搶到話,是太興奮所以結巴了嗎? 冏
http://imgur.com/Iu7mKv8
太卜也是會爆氣的!
http://imgur.com/PzLs3k1
可惜下一秒馬上就無力
http://imgur.com/PD3mIqn
哈哈哈你看看你!你看看你!
`∀′) ゚∀゚)σσ`∀′) ゚∀゚)σ
開店的人都知道什麼叫獨門秘方了,你還把你的秘方公開
可憐的太卜~翻身機會又少了一次了
一個故事要成功還是要有可愛又迷人的反派角色(噁)
太卜終於捕獲到了野生的小馬兒跟天女一隻
看他笑的多麼燦爛,我都覺得他快掉下巴了
小馬兒~辛苦您了,要聽他自HIGH這麼久
http://imgur.com/JS1z0DI
XDDDDDD結果依舊下一秒就悲劇
http://imgur.com/2iM1EtX
更蠢的是~不該說真話的時候…他又說真話了!
哈哈哈~~袓大人…真的蠢到都捨不得罵你了
http://i.imgur.com/Qzysn7o.jpg
ˊˋ這樣誰會留你阿! 哈哈哈哈哈
`∀′) ゚∀゚)σσ`∀′) ゚∀゚)σ
http://imgur.com/tsPyoWP
R.I.P. 袓大人
今天晚上補上鄭兒篇喔:)
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