[心得] 蘭陵王之結局亂入
1.妖后精心打扮好,緩步走到宮門前
對著蒙面客說:在本宮還不能確認你是蒙面義士之前,不能交出人質
衛兵:.......身高差這麼多,你眼睛是怎樣
2.妖后:你不會天真的以為挾持我,就可以逼皇上退位吧
她無所畏懼地往前傾靠
即使脖子被劃下傷口,臉上依舊帶著嫵媚笑容
因為她有瞬間補滿血量的大紅水(請參考各類的電動遊戲)
觀眾:難怪她老是脖子被割、被打,但一下子就好了
被箭射中也不痛(恍然大悟)
3.在雙方對峙,僵持不下之際
突然雪舞被射中一箭
長恭驚呼,抬頭一看
只見身著華麗的高緯,拿著弓箭臉色慘淡地說:對不住啊,我射錯人了
下一箭射向妖后,妖后驚愕
高緯:真的對不住啊,又射錯了
妖后、長恭、雪舞:........................
4.雪舞氣息微弱
但仍一字一句清晰地交代四爺:一定要找個姑娘照顧你,
但不能比我美、比我聰明、比我賢慧
長恭:唉,這條件太難了,我還是不娶好了
我高長恭一輩子只有你一個妻子
5.看著軍心渙散的將士
安德王認真地說著:戰爭結束了,不必再為高家賣命
大夥一哄而散
安德王:啊,我一時口誤,是說不必再為高緯賣命啊
人全跑了,怎麼打仗啊
只好投降了.......囧"
6.安德王憂傷地說:我四哥走了
宇文邕若有所思:朕得到了天下,而蘭陵王得到了雪舞
南朝陳國表示:機車勒,居然無視我們
我們要癱瘓你們的網路
7.神舉看著快忍不住的邕邕
立刻轉頭下達命令:所有人面朝南方,不可言語,多問、多動、妄言者 斬斬斬!!
眾官:又來了,你們就不能去寢宮亂搞嗎= =
觀眾:南北朝真的好亂>////<
齊國滅亡
全劇終
段太師:那我呢?有誰理我啊~~~
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最後一集真的是......
我邊看劇邊看live文 整個笑翻
大概從高緯射箭到妖后領便當這段都無法克制地狂笑
這明明是悲劇啊= =
第一次如此期待中視剪刀手
20集之後麻煩剪多一點
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