[閒聊] [蘭陵王]宇文神舉....(有雷)
不知道為什麼,當然是除了蘭舞邕五冬貞這幾個很令人愛的角色以外
我其實覺得有個甘草人物也很重要耶....
這個人就是.....
小馬兒的貼身禁衛"宇文神舉"!!!!!
(版上不太多討論這個人....)
大家不覺得這個人很有戲嗎???
他就一直在小馬兒旁邊可是超有戲的
看戲的時候就一直有腦補小劇場跑出來
以下幾個腦補請大家還別嫌棄,如果不合版規須刪文請麻煩告知一下謝謝...囧>
對話是我憑印象記的,所以可能有點出入...
(因為今天衝完食我要去寫論文初稿了我也沒時間在去翻原文台詞了...┬_┬)
【(治癒用)宇文神舉小劇場】
堂堂大周周武帝貼身禁衛宇文神舉,舉凡只要是皇帝吩咐,他通通沒有辦不到的
事情,上自出兵爭戰,下自保護皇室,到底到底到底~~神舉到底要作多少雜事呢??
一、
神舉:皇上,遮日這種事情,請讓屬下效勞吧!
周帝:不~~朕自己來就可以了(其實已經曬到暈頭轉向~~@@)
(沒辦法拒絕皇帝只好跑到山洞口的)
神舉:「還不趕快站成一排遮太陽,照入山洞的太陽越少越好!!!=皿=@(指)」
小兵心中的OS:(是皇上說他自己要擋太陽的啊= =”)
周帝心中的OS:(啊~~雪舞妳啥時會醒?太陽好大啊....[暈])
二、
(打醬油的胖蘭)黑衣人:妳要好好保重~~(跳)
雪舞:=口=!!(什麼!!義士你就這麼走了!?老娘我快生了現在很痛啊!!)
神舉:娘娘!!.....啊!!!=口=!!(大驚!發現雪舞快生了)
快去找產婆!!!然後找個附近的村子準備!!!
禁衛軍:是!!!(撤!)
雪舞:(痛)~~(>"<)
神舉:娘娘妳撐住啊~~(扶!!)
此時神舉心中的os:(產婆快點到啊!!!要不然就是我要替娘娘接生了=口=!!
先別提我會不會接生這個問題,我還不想死啊!!!!!!!
....產婆妳快來啊!!!QQrz)
三、
雪舞:明天我上街,去給平安買塊布縫製新衣服~~
平安:呀!(歡樂)
狗剩媽:何必這麼麻煩呢,讓神舉大人去跟皇帝說一聲不就送來了嗎??
所以平時可能是這樣的....
狗剩媽:神舉大人啊,家裡沒米了~~
狗剩媽:神舉大人~~~沒柴了~~~
狗剩媽:神舉大人,幫忙平安換個尿布,我跟雪舞姑娘都在忙呀~~~
神舉:..............(我堂堂大周將軍.....T.T)
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大概就是這樣吧....."囧>
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