Re: [外電] 一篇虧熱火但其實狂貶公牛的外電

看板ChicagoBulls作者bluesky3330 (穿白襪的小熊與公牛)時間13年前 (2011/06/14 13:46)推噓12(12推 0噓 27→)

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由於這篇實在太好笑了我就大致翻一下 ※ 引述《eertllams (Tree666)》之銘言： : http://tinyurl.com/5ufeqt7 : Steve Rosenbloom : 9:49 a.m. CDT, June 13, 2011 : Heat choke is the feel-good story of the year (unless you're the Bulls) : 熱火的挫敗讓大家高興不過公牛球迷卻不是 : Thank you, Dwyane Wade. It’s good therapy for America that your : over-celebrating Heat have nothing but regret and embarrassment today. : A country shot off fireworks to mark the death spiral of an arrogant bunch of : guys who shot off their mouths better than they shot the basketball. : Thank you, LeBron James. A big group hug for the nation as you led your : overexposed Heat to spectacular underachievement in choking away fourth : quarters, especially at home, until you ultimately choked away the NBA title. : Miami’s “Big Three’’ celebrated the NBA title last July when all they had : done was accept a ridiculous amount of money. They acted like they’d won the : whole thing a month ago when all they had done was win half of what they : bragged they’d win. But the best moment --- short of Dirk Nowitzki’s : holding the “Big Two’’ of the Larry O’Brien and Bill Russell trophies --- : came in Game 2 of the Finals when the Heat started dancing and celebrating : and acting out, and then, oops, choked a massive lead at home. : Oh, and I almost forgot the jerk way that Wade and James mocked Nowitzki’s : illness, then denied it, and who’s laughing now? : Say this for the Miami Hate: Nobody is better at celebrating when nothing has : been accomplished. : The Heat said they weren’t brought together to win not just one NBA title, : but 5, 6, 7. Hard to do when you gag in Games 4, 5 and 6. : To think, Wade wondered aloud why most of the country seemed to be rooting : for the Mavericks. : Reality check, Dwyane. Hel-LO. : Speaking of that, James also said those taking joy in the Heat’s pantsing : will have to get back to reality soon. 上面是對火火的酸言酸語，為避免不必要爭端我就不翻了以下是跟公牛有關的酸言酸語，翻來笑一下 : For Bulls fans, that should come now. Because the reality is, no matter how : small the Heat’s biggest names played, this doesn’t make the Bulls any : better. It doesn’t get them any closer to a title, and in fact, it might : appear to leave them farther away. 對公牛球迷而言，就如同James所說的，是時候面對現實了。現實就是，不管熱火打的多爛，這也不會讓公牛離冠軍更近一點，事實上，這也許會讓公牛的冠軍夢更遙遠了。 : Sure, the Heat’s failure might make them happy the way it has elated just : about everyone else with a brain, but the championship series only seemed to : exaggerate the Bulls’ weaknesses. 當然，熱火的失敗也許會讓公牛迷跟所有其他有大腦的人們一樣得意，但是總冠軍系列戰只有讓公牛的弱點更加被放大了。 : The Bulls still have only Derrick Rose to trust in the fourth quarter. The : Heat had two guys worth almost $200 million, and they couldn’t get it done. : Both of them are bigger than Rose, and one of them should always be available : to come through, and, well, this is like rewriting the Bulls’ playoff : obituary, isn’t it? 公牛在第四節還是只有D-Rose可以信任，熱火有兩個價值2億美元(是我數學不好)的球員，但是依然沒有辦法在第四節關門。而且這兩個球員都比Rose大隻，其中一個還應該是總是可以依賴的，但是，他們的挫敗就像是重寫了一次公牛隊的訃聞一樣。 : And then the team that exposed and exploited the Bulls’ weaknesses got : whipped in the Finals. That changes things more than I thought. : The Bulls’ question isn’t: How did we lose to those guys? : No, the Bulls’ question is: How would we ever win a quarter from the : Mavericks? 那支凸顯公牛隊的弱點並加以運用的球隊在總冠軍戰被打敗了，這讓一切改變的比我所想的還要嚴重。公牛隊的問題已經不再是：我們是怎麼輸給這些傢伙的。而是：我們要怎麼在小牛隊手中贏下任何一節？ : Look, the Heat were just as good defensively as the Bulls, and the Heat couldn : ’t stop Dallas’ long-range bombing and interior play. Connect the dots, : people. 聽著，熱火是一支跟公牛一樣好的防守球隊，但是熱火卻無法阻止小牛的外線轟炸以及內線進攻，看出這之間的關聯性了嗎？ : The Bulls would have no one to guard Nowitzki, same as Miami. But worse, the : Bulls would face more offensive problems against the Mavericks than they did : against the Heat, or at least as many third, fourth, fifth and six options. : Even while stopping Wade, the Bulls got clowned by James, Chris Bosh, Udonis : Haslem, Mike Miller, and even Mario Chalmers. Good luck thinking the Bulls : would have an advantage facing Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, J.J. Barea, even : DeShawn Stevenson and Jason Kidd. 公牛將沒有人可以守住德佬，就像邁阿密一樣。但更糟的是，公牛將會面對到比面對熱火時還要嚴重的進攻威脅，至少在第3、4、5、6進攻點上。即使公牛守住了Wade，但還是被LBJ、Bosh、Haslem、Miller甚至是Chalmers玩弄了。如果你認為公牛對上Terry、Marion、Barea甚至Stevenson以及Kidd會有優勢的話，那麼祝你好運。 : Where do the Bulls hide Carlos Boozer in those situations? On the bench, I : guess. Again. What a Soriano-like financial disaster this is going to be. : And what’s the deal with Joakim Noah? Double-doubles, hustle, energy --- and : then he can’t get off the bench in the fourth quarters because Omer Asik is : a better option? What a Boozer-like financial disaster this might turn out to : be. 在面臨到這種進攻不足的情況時，公牛把Boozer藏在哪裡呢？我想是板凳上吧！又一次這種索爺劇本(小熊隊高薪低就外野手，從洋基到遊騎兵、國民最後落腳小熊，年年衰退，現在還躺進DL了，為什麼我知道他在DL？因為我FB有兩個盟選他=.=) 那麼Noah呢？可以貢獻雙十、有拚勁與能量，但是卻無法在第四節作出貢獻而坐板凳，只因為Asik是更好的選擇？又是一個可預見的Boozer劇本。 **Soriano→Boozer→Noah 成真的話芝加哥人應該會很崩潰XD 不過也應該習慣了啦~哈哈 : Let’s not even discuss the new version of a Kyle Korver double-double: can’ : t his hit shots and can’t stop anybody at the other end. : I’m talking Mavericks now, but this goes for facing the Heat again, as well. : The Mavericks did to the Heat what the Heat did to the Bulls: Took their most : important player out of the game and whipped them with scoring all over the : place. 我們甚至不要去討論Kyle Kover特別的Double-Double(中文應翻成雙"不能")，"不能"把球投進以及"不能"在防守端阻止任何人。我現在講的是小牛隊，但是同樣的問題也會在再次面對到熱火時出現。小牛隊熱火做了熱火對公牛做的事，把他們最重要的球員排除在比賽之外，然後用全面性的得分解決對手。 : The talk after the Bulls’ title hopes died was getting Rose some help. : Specifically, a second scoring option who can create his own shot. : Boozer can get his own shot sometimes, but it always seems to be the 15-foot : jumper that opponents encourage him to take. Luol Deng can’t create his own : shot because nobody in the history of the NBA, I believe, has bought his ball : fake. 在公牛的冠軍夢破碎之後，一般的想法是要為Rose找來一些幫手，尤其是一個可以獨自創造進攻機會的第二得分點。 Boozer有時候可以創造進攻機會，但是看起來永遠都是那對手希望他做的15呎跳投。 Deng無法創造自己的進攻機會，因為我相信NBA歷史上沒有人會被他的假動作騙到。 : What else you got? Tell you what, C.J. Watson might be second behind Rose in : creating his own shot. Sick, huh? 除此之外還有誰？告訴你吧！ C.J.Watson也許是Rose之後第二會自行進攻的人了，夠慘吧！ : But guess what? Even that one new addition wouldn’t be enough. Nowitzki, : Terry and Marion can get their own shots. Even the creaky Kidd created some : space and killed the Heat from distance. One guy won’t be enough for the : Bulls. One guy might just make the pain of failure greater. 你知道嗎？即使新加入了一個得分點也不一定就足夠了。德佬、Terry以及Marion可以自行進攻，甚至老態龍鍾的Kidd都可以在外線殺死熱火。新增一個人並不足以拯救公牛，新增一個人只會讓失敗的痛楚更加強烈。 : If anything, the Mavericks showed the Bulls they are worse off than they might : ’ve wanted to believe when their postseason ended. It should be troubling. : It should cause much angst in Bullsville. : But somehow, nothing hurts much after James and Wade took their failures to : South Beach. 如果說小牛隊展現出來的能力讓公牛理解了些什麼，那就是公牛其實比他們在季後賽被淘汰後所願意相信的還要糟。這確實是很大的問題，而且也應該會在公牛的部落格(Bullsville)上帶來很大的憂慮。但是弔詭的是，一切在James與Wade將失敗帶回邁阿密之後，似乎都不痛了。這是作者送給公牛的醒世名言嗎？好慘.... 但我相信問題沒有那麼嚴重，Rose跟Noah需要成長，Boozer的能力就擺在那，重要還是會不會使用，其他球員也還必須更加融入彼此，我想公牛沒有到這麼慘的地步啦...但是該捕的球員還是要補啦!!!!哈哈哈~~~ 有錯的地方請不吝指正喔!!! -- Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.54.103 ※ 編輯: bluesky3330 來自: 140.119.54.103 (06/14 13:48) ※ 編輯: bluesky3330 來自: 140.119.54.103 (06/14 13:48)

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