Re: [情報] 英格蘭國家隊換隊長正反辯論

看板Chelsea作者Santos (宅哥一號)時間16年前 (2010/02/01 17:16)推噓28(28推 0噓 10→)

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http://www.chelsea.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=517574 Chelsea - How Did Your JT Poll Go? Will the latest revelation cost JT the England Captaincy? With the poll ended a massive 47% believed it would as opposed to the 40 who thought he`d be able to ride out this latest storm with the remaining 13% convinced it could go either way. 根據民調 47%的人相信特里會被開除隊長職位 40%認為特里沒事另外13%認為都有可能 So, according to the majority, we`ll shortly be looking for a new captain for our national side. 所以根據民調我們很有必要選出新隊長 But let me ask you all a question? Who exactly? Let`s look at those who we believe will form the basis of our starting eleven out in South Africa. 首先讓我們從比較有可能出現在南非的球員中選 Firstly, we don`t seem to have settled on a goal keeper so that rules out a keeper taking over the arm band, besides keepers rarely make good captains do they! 首先英格蘭似乎沒有正選守門員所以我們排除守門員身穿對長臂章的機率此外過去有人看過好的英格蘭守門員隊長嗎? (中槍的是? Seaman? James? Shilton?) Right back - Glen Johnson or Gary Neville, cough, splutter - not a chance I`d say, a toilet seat thief and a perennial offender dragged before the FA to explain himself. 再來是右後衛格蘭冏森與佳里內維爾(嗆到) 絕對不可能一個是馬桶蓋神偷一個是常跟英足總審查委員會找去喝咖啡的慣犯 Centre Back - Rio Ferdinand - a small matter of a ban for missing a drugs test, hardly the role model we`d be looking for! 中衛里奧費迪南恩只不過是沒做毒品抽樣被禁賽而已還不是我們要找的完美人選 Left Back - Ashley Cole - still contesting a speeding charge but no minor speeding charge this one would make Lewis Hamilton cough! 佐後阿實力柯爾還在為超速上訴中如果說這就算嚴重超速的話會讓Hamilton笑掉大牙 Midfield - Steven Gerrard - one word - nightclub! 中場傑拉德兩個字: 夜店~ Midfield - Frank Lampard - a possibility, respected by all and the epitome of a model professional! 中場藍帕德一個可能的受人尊敬的典範~ Midfield - Gareth Barry - Are we being serious here? 中場巴里喂你是認真的嗎? Forward - Wayne Rooney - granny shagger extraordinaire, perennial harasser of referees, surely not! 前鋒魯尼超脫不凡持續剝削裁判絕對不! Forward - Jermain Defoe - no, never in a month of Sundays! 前鋒迪福不絕不在有星期日的月份里 Forward - Aaron Lennon - come on we`re looking for a leader here! 前鋒獵農拜託我們再選隊長耶 Forward - The Walcott - ditto, ditto! 前鋒握靠 ....... So, as you can see, Capello, if he does choose to change his leader has one hell of a task. I`d suggest better the devil you know and a few wise words in his ear Mr C! 看吧這是卡比路將會碰到的困難 -- 那貝克漢姆咧 ? 韋恩布里奇呢? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.126.171.252

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