[轉錄]垃圾話大將軍Arenas的表演時間
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作者: Adelman (大長莖) 看板: NBA
標題: 垃圾話大將軍Arenas的表演時間
時間: Sat Dec 8 14:34:02 2007
缺少了Arenas的巫師到底是如何擊敗沒有LeBron的騎士﹖以下是來自大將軍部落格的答案──
雖然我不能上場﹐可是我會坐在場邊不斷嘲笑騎士隊的球員﹐這些垃圾話讓他們幾乎狀態全無。
我對Damon Jones說﹕“嘿﹗你來騎士可不是做這些的﹗你離開熱火的時候隻是個射手﹐你可不是為了做現在這些事情。他們要讓你運球或者組織戰術﹐這不是你﹗你最好重新談一下合同。”
我對Pavlovic說﹕“你本來應該像Varejao一樣僵持久一些的。你現在後悔了麼﹖”
然後我對Gibson說﹕“沒有LeBron﹐你就不會有空位投籃的機會﹗你的搭檔是Shannon Brown﹐沒有球隊會對他選擇雙人包夾﹗”可是後來﹐Shannon Brown投中不少球﹐然後他就總是會瞪我一下……
還是Arenas的部落格﹐他對自家新秀Nick Young讚不絕口──
他絕對是個天才。記住我的話﹐他得分如同砍瓜切菜。我跟我老爸爭論過這個問題﹐我老爸喜歡Jordan Farmar﹐於是我說﹐如果你要拿他跟後衛比﹐那麼就隨便找一個得分後衛……Kobe、Vince、Tracy、Ray Allen……我不是說Nick一定能成為他們這個級別的球星﹐我是拿他的能力做比較……我覺得他更接近於Kobe﹐比如他的突破﹐他的低位單打﹐他完全就是用Kobe的方式在打球。
他有著渾然天成的技術以及未經雕琢的天賦。但是他沒有Kobe那樣的意志力。在這點上我沒辦法幫他﹐他必須自己領悟。我會盡我所能幫助他成長﹐你總是想將自己的火炬傳承給更加年輕的球員﹗但是他已經22歲了﹐隻比我年輕三歲﹗我還不如把火炬傳給我自己……
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My Team
The Wizards are doing well. They’ve been beating up on some good teams lately. They just beat down on the Cleveland Cavaliers, which without LeBron and Larry Hughes … that was like a practice squad.
Oh man, I was letting them have it on Wednesday. I was letting Damon Jones have it. I almost made them come out of form. I know they didn’t like me on the sidelines. I had that whole Cleveland Cavaliers team laughing. I was telling Damon Jones, “Hey, you didn’t sign up for this Damon! When you left Miami and came over here, you didn’t sign up to be playing out there like this … You are a shooter! They got you dribbling and trying to call plays and stuff … That ain’t your game! You better
renegotiate your contract!”
I told Pavlovic, “You should have did what Varejao did. You should have stayed out some more time because you are not doing it right now!”
That was my first game back on the bench. I had to help my team out. You know, I can’t play but I can talk that trash. It was fun being back on that bench because it gets my competitive mode back. Since I can’t go out there and do the work, I got to just talk it for my team.
I was making fun of, what’s his nickname, Boobie? I told Gibson, “Hey, it’s hard to shoot open shots when LeBron’s not on the floor! You ain’t going to get open shots no more. Not with Shannon Brown as the other wing. Nah, ain’t nobody going to be double teaming him!”
… Shannon Brown, you know, he hit a couple shots and then looked my way.
Nick Young Plays Like Kobe
He’s only ranked 10th in the Rookie Rankings? He’s 10th only because he hasn’t been playing as much. If he was playing like some of the minutes them big boys is playing, he’d be up there. He scores too easy. I don’t know why I’m giving this man his hype, but I’ve seen a lot of kids, I watch a lot of basketball and he scores easy.
When he did it in college, I just thought it was hype because he was a guard playing forward and they needed him to try to outscore people. They put their shooting guard at power forward so power forwards would stick him and he could get easy shots.
No, but really, the kid is going to be a talent in this league. Mark my words, he scores too easy. I actually argue with my dad about this. My dad like Jordan Farmar and I tell him, if you have to compare him to a guard, take any two guard in the league … Now I’m not saying he’s going to be them, but I’m just saying if you had to compare his ability to Kobe, Vince, Tracy, Ray Allen … I say he has more of a Kobe skill than any other of those players because of the way he moves through the lane,
his dunking ability, his shooting ability, the way he shoots, the way he posts up … it’s all a Kobe type of a game. He has more natural skills and raw talent. But he doesn’t have the Kobe mentality. I can’t help him get it, that’s something you got to have.
I’m going to help him out as much as I can, but like I told him, you’re supposed to pass the torch off to the younger player, but he’s already 22! I can’t pass the torch to somebody I’m only three years older than! I might as well pass it back to myself.
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