[舞鉗] B型巨蟹
新學期的開始~心情莫名的大好
也來舞鉗一下好了(噫~這二者有關咩?)
不知道B型蟹女是不是和我一樣常被講「很傻」
不是那種嗲聲嗲氣、裝傻玩弄男人於股掌間、看到蟑螂會嚇到埋入男友懷中的傻,
是真的那種又瞎又笨又粗心的傻...
走平地會哎呀一聲被自己絆倒、
看到飛行昆蟲會瘋狂尖叫、倒退嚕被後面椅子絆倒、
常被別人指使完後,回到家吃宵夜吃到一半突然想起來「X!為何我要聽他的?」
出門發現自己穿拖鞋後再回家換了鞋子、再出門後又忘了帶手機、
最後一次出門才想起這次忘了鎖門...
遇到很氣很氣的事情時,完全無法忍耐、馬上對身邊所有人大吐苦水,
吐完後,敵人有一丁點示好的跡象時,又馬上到處去幫他平反
再加上巨蟹座與生俱來的母性光輝和對食物無法克制,
有吃的就跟、有人揪就去、有人要幫忙就捲起袖子、有人要買東西一定要殺價(噫?)
我覺得...巨蟹B型的女人,
整個有提早二十年變傻瓜歐巴桑的傾向...
拜託,別再欺負我們了!傻瓜是很稀有的!
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