[戴森] 女兒:爸爸你都怎麼跟媽媽和好的啊
[唯有爸媽才知道的究極和好之術]
https://x.com/sino_sakisaki/status/1783752877959504101
https://i.imgur.com/tIUzzB2.jpg
「…….」
「結果又是媽媽會錯意吃醋對吧?
到底打算鬧彆扭到什麼時候啊?」
「抱歉啊老太婆吃醋的樣子這麼傷眼~
你有一天也會變成這樣的啦~
畢竟你身上有我滿滿的基因嘛…」
「吶爸爸
媽媽每次變成這樣
你都怎麼在隔天早上就跟她和好的啊?」
爸爸:「咕嚕咕嚕」
怕啦
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???:「お嬢ちゃん、魔法少女になる気ないかい?」
女の子:「魔法少女?どうやってなるの?」
???:「簡単さ、まず吾の股間の魔法ステッキを握ったまま、手首を上下動かせて
、次第に魔法ステッキが大きくなるから。そう、その調子。最後に魔法ステ
ッキの先っちょから出る白い魔法薬液を飲んだら魔法少女になれるのさ。」
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