[15秋] 落第騎士英雄譚 01 - 很有趣的開場已回收
Q:當你不小心觸發了幸運色狼事件時、該怎麼解決?
A:很簡單,讓對方也變成色狼就行了(脫衣)
男主:F級,落第騎士。女主:A級,未婚公主
1.男主外出訓練,返回宿舍時撞見全身只剩下一套內衣褲的女主在換衣服
2.女主心生不滿,要男主切腹謝罪,男主當然不肯,
於是理事長出來緩頰,要雙方進行一場模擬戰
理事長版:勝者可以制定宿舍規定
女主加碼:敗者得永遠聽從勝者的命令
3.男主會撞見半裸的女主是因為理事長把倆安排在同一個寢室
"不是只有同級別的能住一起? 怎會把F跟A分在一起?"
"沒辦法啊,校內沒人比F級的差勁也沒人比A級的優秀,那只好把倆分一起了"
4.過程省略,男主贏了,慘勝,
因為男主開的大招對身體負擔極大,即使贏了也要跟著倒下
END.戰鬥結束後的打情罵俏
"我打贏了,妳以後就是我的僕人了^_^"
"蝦?"
"輸的要一生聽從贏的人的命令不是?"
"那只是修辭手法=_="
"皇族的人原來也會食言阿..."
"聽,都聽,我聽就是了╰(〒皿〒)╯"
"那第一個命令,做我的室友吧^_^"
"......好>\\\<"
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