[搞笑] If I were Jack Bauer

看板CTU-24作者ANUBISANKH (Pourquoi？)時間15年前 (2009/01/06 11:57)推噓5(5推 0噓 0→)

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不知道有沒有op...不過還滿好笑就是了 XD (另外還有像是 Simpsons 和 MadTV 的 parody 也滿有趣的) http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=tNUC8XMpgsg&feature=related If I Were Jack Bauer //翻譯 by anubis if i were jack bauer, 如果我是 Jack Bauer crazy shit would go down every hour 每小時都有天殺的鳥事兒 i could throw on sunglasses, 甩上太陽眼鏡 to start my day. 展開我的一天 i could wear a man purse, 背起男用皮包 and not look gay. 而且看來不gay i'd never deal with traffic, 我從來不鳥交通狀況 or travel far. 也不到太遠的地方 i'd rag the hell, 把公司的車子 out of the company car. 撞得稀巴爛也爽 i'll track your info, 我會追蹤你的資訊 i'm on your street. 我在往你家的路上 i've got a meat lovers pizza, 我帶了~~ that your gonna eat! 您要吃的美樂披薩! if i were jack bauer, 如果我是 Jack Bauer i'd get you a pizza in under an hour. 您的披薩將在一小時內送達 if i'm late, your pizzas free, 如果遲到了披薩免費 thats the bauer guarentee. 這就是 Bauer 給你的保證 i'm done with fighting, 結束我打擊 international crime. 跨國犯罪的生涯 finally getting paid, 超時工作 for my over time. 總算得到報酬 (數鈔票) delivering pizza, 我的新任務是: is my new mission. 遞送披薩 it's easier taking out, 要打敗競爭對手 the competition. 真是太容易啦! i'd break the law, 常常犯法 but never go to trial. 卻從來不用上法院 coz i got the president, 因為我有總統的 on speed dial. 快速私人專線 if i were jack bauer, 如果我是 Jack Bauer i'd get you pizza in under an hour. 您的披薩將在一小時內送達 if i'm late your pizza's free, 如果遲到了披薩免費 thats my company's policy. 這就是我公司的策略 and everyday, 每一天 i have to say, 我都會說: thats 1 deep dish, 您點了一份厚片 1 buffalo wings. 和水牛城辣雞翅 no the cheesy bread 不， does not come free. 芝心不是免費的 we're running out of time, 我們快沒時間了 you have to trust me on this. 你一定要相信我 DAMMIT! 他媽的!! (原音重現) http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=yIdOmodhWLA (1~4季所有 damn it) i dont take a piss, 在時鐘停擺之前 till the clock has stopped. 我都不會撇尿 i'm the only pizza guy, 我是獨一無二 trained at special opps. 受過特訓的遞送員 i dont give a damn, 我才不屌顧客 if the clients intent. 打著什麼如意算盤 but they better tip me, 他們最好付我 20 per cent. 百分之二十的小費 if i'm up in the field, 在外執勤時 isn't always propper. 並不是每次都很順利 if im running late, 如果要遲到了 i'm taking the chopper. 我會選擇改搭直升機 if i were jack bauer, 如果我是 Jack Bauer i'd get you pizza in under an hour. 您的披薩將在一小時內送達 i shouldn't take smack, 如果時間允許... if time allows. 我也不應該打海洛因 (第三季) //這句好像和影片不太一樣...影片中是 I'll shoot some smack if time allows (?) SO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL BAUER 趕快拿起電話 PIZZA RIGHT NOW!! 現在就打給 Bauer Pizza!! (CTU鈴聲) Jack: Bauer Pizza, this is Jack... -- "Bureaucrats!" Mallory scoffed cheerily. "They might known this would happen, if they'd properly studied Catastrophist theory. It is a concatenation of synergistic interactions; the whole system is on the PERIOD-DOUBLING ROUTE TO CHAOS!" ----《Difference Engine》 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.202.111

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