[閒聊] 100件你所不知道的Jack Bauer的秘密
不知道有沒有OP:
http://www.twentyfour.tv/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred
我看了以後是從頭笑到尾,下面是幾個我覺得特別好笑的:
-Jack不會說恐怖份子的語言,可是他幾分鐘內就會讓恐怖份子學會說英文
-一般人要好長的時間才能從20個月的大陸勞改營的折磨裡回復過來,Jack只需要沖個澡,
刮個鬍子和換件衣服就完全回復了
-X-Men裡的教授曾經試著讀Jack的心,Jack把他扁到現在坐輪椅
-如果Jack當年是斯巴達勇士的話,"300壯士"會變成"1壯士" (他一個人就夠了)
-有一天Jack忘了他把鑰匙放那,結果他花了半個小時刑求自己直到他想起來鑰匙的位置.
-Jack和超人比腕力,條件是輸的人要內褲外穿
-如果Jack跟希特勒,史達林和Nina在同一個房間而他的槍裡只有2發子彈,他會對Nina開兩
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Now that I know what I am looking for
Truly, if there's joy then I want to feel it
Here in this world is where I want to be
'Cause I can't cry anymore
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