Re: [閒聊] 機場逮人
※ 引述《cblair (拐)》之銘言：
: 看到這個新聞
: 就會忍不住想如果是Jack去逮人的會怎麼樣
: 我只記得第五季去Henderson家逮人的那段
: 對王的老婆大腿開槍
: 王: 還是死賴不走
: Jack: 原來你根本什麼都不在乎 XD
1) Jack Bauer would break into the prison
2) Jack Bauer would break Wang out of the prison.
3) Jack Bauer would round up all four of Wang's wives.
4) Jack Bauer would start shooting each of the wives BY ASKING WANG to choose
the order, and then he would shoot them in reverse order because he then
would know how much he valued them.
5) Jack Bauer would almost find out where the money was
(there would be 1 or 2
wives left), but then backup for Wang would arrive, and then there would
be a bigass firefight, Wang would escape.
6) Jack Bauer starts interrogating the wives that he haven't shot, and
gets some leads about Wang
7) Jack Bauer finds Wang again.
8) Jack Bauer is about to get Wang into a plane back to Taiwan, but then
a member of the Taiwanese Media pulls a gun, starts shooting, and Wang
escapes again.
9) Jack interrogates the entire Taiwanese Media Corps for a lead.
10) Eventually Jack gets a lead
11) The lead goes dead
12) Jack gets pissed, but then Wang's son decides to fly from Taiwan to the
US
13) The plane gets from Taipei to LA in 2 hours because it's 24 and
transportation time doesn't apply.
14) Jack meets Wang's son, but when they are talking, a commando team hired
by Wang hits them, and Wang's son dies.
15) Wang reveals his ultimate plan to steal more money from other people
because he's an evil bastard
16) Chloe finds Wang through satellite.
17) Jack and a tactical team goes to his hideout, a bunch of agents die
because they suck.
18) There's a big massive car-chase because Toyota paid FOX a shitload
of money. HEY LOOK, IT'S A TOYOTA! IT'S ANOTHER TOYOTA! OH LOOK, the
NON-TOYOTA CAR SUCKED!
19) Jack Bauer has to stop chasing Wang because the Chinese Government has
granted Wang asylum just to fuck with Taiwan, and Jack is ordered by the
US Government to stop the chase.
20) Wang hides in a Chinese Consulate
21) Jack gets pissed off and goes into the Chinese Consulate, and kills
ANOTHER Consulate because he can.
22) Jack extracts Wang from Consulate, but Wang kills himself by exploding
a grenade beside himself
23) Chloe finds account information from damaged PDA retrieved from corpse
24) Money returned to Taiwanese people, Kim eaten by Cougar in forest
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