[轉錄][笑話] 菜是誰煮的
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作者: shooxliu (小劉) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 菜是誰煮的
時間: Sat Apr 18 02:08:49 2009
真實故事。
剛服役還是菜兵的時候,做什麼事情總是戰戰兢兢的,
就深怕一個不小心,延休禁足關緊閉。
我的工作是伙委兼伙房,每天工作很操,偏偏遇到個快退伍的擺爛上兵
準備交接他的工作,好吃懶做菜又亂煮,每天的幹意真的是升到最高點。
兵都知道是老鳥擺爛,所以大多也都敢怒不敢言,菜下士更不用說了。
某天午餐,他又亂煮了,菜單爛就算了,調味也弄得很糟糕。
大伙吃沒兩口,開始面有菜色....
長久下來,這天副連長終於受不了,吃飯吃到一半,把鋼筷甩在餐盤上...
" 今天菜誰煮的~! "
幸好,這位學長這時間逃不掉,站出來扛責任。
"報告副連長,是我煮的。"
"你沒職級姓名啊? 誰啊? "
"報告,上兵XXX"
"你伙委就對了 ? "
"報告...是....我就是伙委"
這下爽了,大家沒一個敢動筷子,屏氣凝神準備看下一秒白爛上兵被幹爆的好戲....
這時副連長開飆了....
副連長 : 你他媽的你是黑暗料理界來的是不是~!!!!!!
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