[轉錄][無言] 恐怖牙醫生
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作者: chrispa (chrispa) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 恐怖牙醫生
時間: Mon Sep 21 23:45:18 2009
我同學今天的網誌~
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忍著牙痛上完實驗課
我馬上衝去後門找牙醫!!
挑了一家"吳XX牙醫"
1F的警衛室看起來就還OK
想不到2F....
我這麼說吧...
裡面的裝潢就跟男生宿舍、儲藏室一樣亂!!!
幹!!!我是到了恐怖解剖室嗎= =?!
醫生出來了,
是個全身閃耀著智慧光芒的
糟老頭!!!!!!!!!
上身穿老人內衣,下面穿件變態變態的小短褲!!
但牙痛的我也沒想那麼多~就付了幾霸摳!!!
他先叫我照一張X光
然後居然在我面前洗起了我等下要咬的東西!!!!!
就好像你看一家麵店老闆在你點菜後,才開始洗昨天的髒盤子一樣...
就在我坐定X光室後,我歪頭一看,
幹!!!怎麼會是一個馬桶!!!!!!!!
我都不知道廁所也可以當X光室!!!!!這哪招壓!!!!!
口裡咬的那個東西不斷發出肥皂水味....
上了手術檯....我女友看著我的眼神
就好像送我上斷頭台一樣...
一連串粗枝大葉的治療!!以慢到一個極致的TEMPO進行!!!
更扯的是...他居然叫我幫他拿著治療工具一起治療!!
幹!!!我乾女兒是護理系不代表我是護士呀!!我是病人耶!!!!
OK....我熬過去了..
接著,他老人病開始發作!!
瘋狂囉唆!!瘋狂說教!!但仍是慢的靠杯的TEMPO!!
糟老頭:我技術還不錯吧!!
我:恩。(你他媽真敢說!)
糟老頭:我很用心吧,有哪一家會先幫你照X光的?
我:恩。(是丫~有哪家可以邊照X光邊拉屎的!)
糟老頭:你是不是常常愛生氣?
我:恩。(我臭臉干你屁事呀!!!)
糟老頭:你知道如何終結人生之中的所有痛苦媽?!
我:恩?(幹...他不會要殺了我吧??!!)
糟老頭:那就是愛!
那就是愛!
那就是愛!
那就是愛!
那就是愛!
那就是愛!
我:恩。(草尼媽戈壁!!!!)
我真得很慶幸我活著走出那診所。
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