[好康] 挑戰M51波波板
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作者: sadomi (輕語呢喃..) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [波波] 某代辦提供的波波入學考古題
時間: Sat May 9 04:18:42 2009
某位神通廣大的版友,拿到了波波代辦寄給波波的檔案
http://tinyurl.com/pyqfk9
裡頭居然有波波的入學考古題耶!
我知道~我知道~波波都說他們入學困難惡魔考試
但是、我們鄉民雖然都知道自己沒有波波這麼聰明!
.........但是!我們也想當醫師阿!!我們也很有醫德阿!!
就讓鄉民我們來試試看吧!!!
百萬小學堂! 請你來挑戰!(任何現場來賓只要有五百萬就可以參加!)
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Are you ready? GO!!!
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1. The aorta is:
A. arterial vessel
B. venous vessel
C. lymphatic vessel
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1.請問主動脈是種:
A.動脈管
B.靜脈管
C.淋巴管
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2. Pancreas is responsible for production of:
A. insuline
B. adrenaline- epinephrine
C. parathormone
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2.請問胰臟負責製造
A.胰島素
B.腎上腺素
C.副甲狀腺素
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3. Which one is NOT an element of the blood:
A. Lymphocytes
B. Erythrocytes
C. Plasmocytes
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3.下列何者不是血液的成份之一
A.淋巴球
B.紅血球
C.漿細胞
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4. The heart has:
A. 4 chambers
B. 3 chambers
C. 2 chambers
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4.心臟有:
A.4個腔室
B.3個腔室
C.2個腔室
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5. Neurons are:
A. cells of the nervous system
B. cells of the lymphatic system
C. cells of the blood system
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5.請問神經元是:
A.神經系統的細胞
B.淋巴系統的細胞
C.血液系統的細胞
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作答好了嘛!
(波波醫大校長:別說不優惠你們.若你能考60分以上..就讓你們你們入學的啦)
答案揭曉!:AACAA
-什麼!!!、你每一題都答對了!!
X氏代辦:
等等,這位先生(叫住鄉民),哇,你有道靈光從天靈蓋噴出來,你知道嗎?
年紀輕輕,就有一身橫練的筋骨,簡直是百年一見的讀醫奇材,
如果有一天,讓你打通任督二脈,那還不飛天啦!
正所謂:我不入地獄,誰入地獄。警惡懲奸,維護台灣醫療這任務,就交給你了,好不好
波波:『好!!』
這本"波波醫學學生証"是無價之寶,你我有緣,就收你五百萬塊傳授給你吧!
(波爸喜孜孜掏出錢來......)
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這是考古題喔,看完考古題再去考題目幾乎一樣的考試
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