Re: [討論] 會武功的古詩人....
這只是辛棄疾的單挑事蹟,還不及他開無雙的英雄程度
話說耿京在北方天天餐風露宿,終於也是耐不住寂寞,下令要辛棄疾去南宋探探
說不準皇帝老兒看他統領十萬精兵來歸,一高興就賞他一個官作作
不然起碼也能回轉文明世界養老,不用在外頭打打殺殺了
結果耿京如意算盤打得響叮噹,辛棄疾前腳剛走,耿老爺就被手下張安國給殺啦
辛大詩人一聽說這消息,乖乖不得了,本來說有十萬大軍,這下只剩同行的十人大軍
別說封官加爵,皇帝老兒一生氣說你個欺君瞞上,嗚呼哀哉、嗚呼哀哉
於是辛棄疾風塵僕僕、披星載月、快馬加鞭衝回原‧耿京本陣
發現張安國草包一個,本來耿京的十萬大軍被他搞得只剩一萬大軍
辛棄疾眼見恩人一生心血付諸流水,怒喝一聲「汝不識得吾之容顏了嗎!」
那一萬大軍確是識得辛棄疾的,一愣之下給他十人大軍直衝大營
正值張安國和親信五十人飲酒作樂,辛大詩人右手砍死親信,左手活綁張安國
把那一萬大軍浩浩蕩蕩的帶回臨安去也
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