[討論] 最扯的謊話?
戀愛中的人,總是傻的可以。
情人隨便的一句謊話,就可以讓人相信。
各位聽過最扯的謊話是什麼呢?
我聽過最扯的是,我拿槍殺死人,所以不能耽誤妳。
事後還說被判緩刑八個月和勞動服務,不用坐牢。
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※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/12/2016 01:02:09
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同時也愛很多人
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一洗不見人影
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咦,秋天的氣息
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一洗就掰掰
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好人卡一張。
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永遠是多遠呢~
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只能做朋友…
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拿電風扇吹手機,我在騎車。
※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/12/2016 01:32:57
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然後,人不知道在那鬼混。
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抓姦阿。
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沒事的背後,代表很有事?
※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/12/2016 01:43:22
※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/12/2016 01:47:21
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當然是不小心。
還有這是謊話。根本沒有殺死人…
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※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/12/2016 14:24:26
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然後還是欠
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詛咒自己媽媽…
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※ 編輯: RUNNY07 (180.204.69.69), 10/13/2016 23:52:24
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