[求助] 已經無法解釋這種心情了
剛剛聊天聊到一半,女朋友冷不防的伸出她那根又細又長的手指頭,朝我的鼻孔伸了進來......
說要幫我把鼻毛塞進去然後在裡面轉了一圈,我看她這麼認真想幫我把外露的小毛毛放回去,心裡一陣感動,突然她好像發現新大陸般的吶喊
「咦!有鼻屎!」
然後就很努力的想把它挖出來,小弟不才,實在無法忍受一根異物在我身體內放肆,就把女友的手推開,就說
『妳這個辣薩貴(骯髒鬼)!』
她一臉委屈的說
「這是我第一次幫男朋友挖鼻屎耶...」
我........我還能說什麼?
5樓你說說看我該感動嗎?
PS:幫男朋友代po的委屈女朋友QQ....
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