[討論] 假如跟女生約會的時候突然想大便怎麼辦?
請問一下 假如說 我有一個朋友
他跟一群男生女生一起去風景區邊走邊拍照 結果我朋友早上因為習慣醞釀很久才大便
結果那天因為要比較早出門 就沒有大
結果那天屁股就感覺癢癢的 而且偷偷放了很多小屁(有一點小聲音 但是被風蓋過去了)
你知道的 假如一群男生女生出門的話 一定會自動分組
可是大便就很難忍住 一心慌的話 就很容易講錯話
請問一下 遇到這種情形 你會很認真的的跟女生說
1.小姐 我有一點想大便 你有衛生紙嗎?
2.不好意思 我去廁所一下 馬上回來
因為那個時候 我已經屁股夾緊了
我覺得真的是蠻尷尬的 我覺得直接說我要大便比較誠實 各位覺得呢?
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