[求助] 男友他說:舉起妳的手先甩自己兩巴掌
唉,事情是這樣的~
PS.男友每次說話都自以為有趣...但我覺得他是X目
前兩天,在通電話時被他發現我在吃糖果(什麼什麼糖果)時,發生了以下對話:
男友:PM7妳看一下成份說明,內有色素,為了健康不要吃.
去吃些水果或天然的食材
PM7:我知道不好,但是嘴巴就是饞,吃一點點解饞,總不為過吧/.\
再者你叫我吃天然的,我懶得弄,要嘛你弄給我吃吧^^~
男友:好吧~等秋天有親戚拿免錢天然有機的東西我再用給妳吃
PM7:那你那遠水救不了近火吔~要等那麼久我沒辦法吔~
男友:我教PM7妳,舉起來妳的手甩自己兩巴掌,就可以解饞了!
PM7:我沒有聽清楚,請你有膽再說一次...
男友:就舉起來妳的手甩自己兩巴掌,就對了
當下跟他說再見,他馬上也很有種的說再見&掛電話
目前已經和他3天冷戰了,我真有那麼糟到甩自己巴掌嗎?
問同事1:他男友不敢,而且也不敢說出來
問同事2:馬上回老公:閉嘴兼叫老公馬上自甩巴掌
媽媽說:我爸爸即使不願意我媽吃垃圾食品,為了我使我媽咪開心,就回:妳買來吃吧!
我真的心好冷喔~原來我這麼不值得珍惜T^T
請各位板友替現下的我開導開導吧O.Q淚
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最初,他們要大家共體時艱,我不說話,因為我相信老闆經營困難;
接著,他們說要實施責任制,我不說話,因為我認為把事情做完是應該的;
再來,他們說要放無薪假,我不說話,因為我知道現在景氣差,有工作就好;
後來,公司有人過勞死,我不說話,因為我還活著;
最後,他們逼我自己離職,已經沒有人能為我說話了。
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