[求助] 女友跟好朋友上床 被我抓包
如題 昨天去朋友那喝酒
喝醉了 女友就被賣了 醒來的時候 我還被關在廁所
聽到外面慘叫聲
衝出來 原來是我的左手在跟右手打架
我不清楚為什麼 我的手會突然失去控制
當我還在思考這問題時 隔壁房間也傳來慘叫聲
隔壁房住的是個肥宅 戴著黑框加厚眼鏡 一頭油髮
我趕緊過去支援 他一臉驚慌失措
我問他怎麼了 他說他後宮全被移除了 他的硬碟被拔掉
沒錯 整顆被拔掉 太誇張了 他一邊哭 一邊咆哮
叫的我頭痛欲裂 我一巴掌打昏他
突然 門口跑進一群穿著荷葉邊動漫圖案衣服的人 大約十來個
他們看著我 嘴裡念念有詞說著一些我聽不懂的話 我沒理他們
這時胖宅突然醒來 一拳打穿牆壁 往外跳了出去 拜託 這可是10樓耶
後來 那群穿著動漫圖案的人也跟著跳了下去
我上前向外看 挖靠 他們幻化成龍 飛往西方....
這就是我女朋友跟我的愛情故事
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噓啥小拉 我女朋友飛了 你是在幹唷!!
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唷 喔 是唷 乾你屌事 有人叫你看嗎 ??
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?? 我想發在哪裡 還要參考你意見勒??
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