Re: [閒聊] 安度因的語音

看板BlizzHeroes作者 (Pawn)時間5年前 (2019/04/23 23:15), 5年前編輯推噓5(504)
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※ 引述《Wangdy (蒙古人)》之銘言: : 安度因講笑話 : 從reddit搬運過來 : www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/bg9n3q/anduins_jokes_in_text : Greetings, friend. : A king is only as noble as the cause he serves. : Please, now is not the time for that. Also, it will never be the time for : that. : The Light will abolish the Shadow in all its forms! I personally would never : resort to its dark methods. : Except when playing Hearthstone. Sometimes that game brings out the worst in : me. : A lot of people don’t realize how difficult and …awkward it is to grow up : in the spotlight, your every success and every failure laid bare in front of : the entire world…..of warcraft. : Mhh? Oh! Actually, I am still wearing the helmet, it’s just transmogrified : to “hidden.” : 其實我有戴頭盔啦,只是勾選「不顯示頭盔」 這個在說塑型的選項,可以選擇透明頭盔 : You know those Shadow Priests are a bad influence. If one mind controlled yo u : and asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? The answer is “yes,” : by the way. Yuck! : Oh crud! I forgot to cast fortify on the group. Eh. I’m sure one of the : other Priests on the battleground will get it. : When you really think about it, isn’t every race in the Alliance an Allied : Race? : 據說是wow的梗,因為wow多了個 allied race,但是 Alliance裡的種族 : 不都是allied race嗎? 安度因在鑽牛角尖 聯盟英文Alliance,也能翻作“同盟”,所以聯盟裡的種族就已經是“同盟”種族了 : In Pandaren board games the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone : the goal is for me to beat you to death. With your own minions. : 在熊貓國的桌遊遊戲目標是要雙方都贏,但是在爐石裡卻是要 : 我把你往死裡打 (用你自己的手下) : There will be peace. One day. At least I think there will. How many WoW : expansions are left again? ….Oh… ohh.. oh. Well. Well then. : 我認為艾澤拉斯終將有和平的一天,一定會..... : 對了,魔獸世界還會有多少資料片? 嗯~ 好吧~ : Why did the Priesthood call it a Leap of Faith? No one leaps and it certainl y : doesn’t require faith. I’ve always thought “Lifegrip” would be more : accurate. : 為什麼信仰之躍要叫信仰之躍呢? 沒人跳躍,甚至不需要信仰, : 我覺得叫 活命之握 還比較精確一點 吐槽這招,這招根本不是被施放的人主動選擇跳,而是被牧師拉過去,有時候被拉會被嚇 到 而且被拉的除了多一個翅膀,動畫基本上跟死亡之握87%像 死握英文是 death grip : A Paladin, a Medic, a DJ, the Archangel of Hope, and a Priest walk into a : bar. The bartender stops them and says “Ey! No support groups!” : 這個笑話已經過時啦~ 英雄分類的 sup 已經不是這些補師們了 support groups 是互助會的意思,就是電影裡一群人圍成一圈坐在一起,分享自己經歷 ,互相勉勵之類的 這個笑話可能是酒吧禁止互助會進去佔位子,類似禁止直銷進麥當勞這樣,加上文字雙關 ,因為這幾隻英雄現在分類是 Healer 不是 Support : My father always said everything the Light touches is our kingdom. But not : Deadwind Pass. We don’t go there. 跟推文說的一樣,出自獅子王 https://youtu.be/XkFUHMjZDgs
然後烏瑞恩是雄獅王(獅子王) deadwind pass就是逆風小徑,卡啦讚也在這裡 這個梗應該是這樣,不去的原因是這張地圖永遠是晚上,沒有被日光照到,不算安度因爸 爸所說的領土 : 其實好幾個我都不懂笑點在哪~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 118.232.116.149 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/BlizzHeroes/M.1556032532.A.C81.html ※ 編輯: sumarai (118.232.116.149), 04/23/2019 23:21:00

04/23 23:25, 5年前 , 1F
而且一堆人把那招玩成死亡之握,常常滅團假死時被牧師拉過去
04/23 23:25, 1F
※ 編輯: sumarai (118.232.116.149), 04/23/2019 23:34:13

04/23 23:36, 5年前 , 2F
夜色鎮表示欣慰
04/23 23:36, 2F

04/24 00:04, 5年前 , 3F
當初在33或是積分戰場跟換血一樣是神技,擋爆發/戰歌交
04/24 00:04, 3F

04/24 00:04, 5年前 , 4F
旗,CD也不算長
04/24 00:04, 4F

04/24 00:39, 5年前 , 5F
以前被拉不掉旗 牧師接力拉坦克就瞬間飛超遠
04/24 00:39, 5F

04/24 02:47, 5年前 , 6F
要懂這梗 還要先記得這句話 厲害了
04/24 02:47, 6F

04/24 08:29, 5年前 , 7F
04/24 08:29, 7F

04/24 12:16, 5年前 , 8F
魔獸梗阿XD
04/24 12:16, 8F

04/26 03:41, 5年前 , 9F
魔獸滅團時跑最快的都會被牧師們拉回去陪葬XD
04/26 03:41, 9F
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